backdated to night of the 13th

[nicevampireguy]

Does anyone recognize me?

Anyone?

And does anyone know why I'm so fucking hungry?!

I need something juicy... like a rare steak... Yeah... Doesn't that sound delicious?

Comments

[ricinbeans]

Uh and I don't recognize you, sorry.

[nicevampireguy]

Goddamnit.

I don't know where a steak is, but I'm gonna ask this other guy that has posted on the network.

How the fuck does this network even work?

Want to come with me if we find a place?

[ricinbeans]

I'm pretty sure I'm like, the last guy who could answer any of that shit.

I guess? Yo, this is messed up. I don't know who I am OR who you are. You're not gonna murder me, right?

[nicevampireguy]

I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of hurting a fly. I don't have any mirrors in this place but I'm like, deathly pale. Maybe I have an incurable disease?

I feel pretty weak.

You're not gonna murder me, right?!

[ricinbeans]

That's fuckin' depressing.

[nicevampireguy]

Yeah, tell me about that, I'm the one who had to stare down at my snow white arms when I woke up this evening.

[ricinbeans]

Are you sure you shouldn't go to a hospital?

[nicevampireguy]

No way, doctors freak me out.

I guess at least there are some things I remember?

[ricinbeans]

Yo, I'm just sayin, if you look like you're gonna die or whatever I'm dragging your ass to the hospital.

[nicevampireguy]

Well, you can make that call when you see me. But I feel fine, just like. Hunger wooziness. That's all.

[ricinbeans]

No! Look, I'm not gonna do anything weird.

[nicevampireguy]

Okay good. I think I found a place to get some steak, you coming?

[ricinbeans]

Yeah, fine, whatever. Give a dude a minute, shit.

[nicevampireguy]

Cool. I'm not sure where I am. It's some kind of bar, got a really funny name on the front. "The Nancing Phony"? If you feel like you're in a Renaissance Festival, then you've probably found the place.

Who the fuck would decorate a fucking bar with this shit? And where the fuck is the owner?

[ricinbeans]

Uh you'd think it'd be a tropical-themed bar. Like, coconut drinks and shit? Whatever.