backdated to night of the 13th

[nicevampireguy]

Does anyone recognize me?

Anyone?

And does anyone know why I'm so fucking hungry?!

I need something juicy... like a rare steak... Yeah... Doesn't that sound delicious?

Comments

[thneed]

Not that I know of?

But I'm pretty sure it's not France because none of the signs are in French.

[nicevampireguy]

...Good point.

So somewhere that speaks English, then?

[thneed]

That sure narrows it down to about everywhere.

[nicevampireguy]

.........

Yeah.

[thneed]

All well.

Anyway, you should probably eat food. Unfortunately, I am lacking in steak to offer but I can bring pizza? Because I have the keys to a pizza joint. Yuuup.

im pretending this thread all happened on the first night of amnesia...

[nicevampireguy]

... You own a pizza place? This guy Lau says he has what I need so I'm heading there tonight. Did you want to join? Maybe we can check out this pizza place tomorrow.

okie dookie!

[thneed]

Apparently! Neat, huh? But sure, I'll come to a Lau guy with you. If he remembers stuff that could help.

[ricinbeans]

Shit, you lucked out. I wanna mysteriously wake up with keys to a pizza place.

[thneed]

My pockets were pretty lucky! They were full of money, keys to a pizza place, a guitar pick, and some crazy sunglasses. I thiiink I might be the coolest guy ever possibly. It's a theory. You should come when we check it out. Free pizza for everybody.

Got anything good on your end?

[ricinbeans]

Enough money to buy, like, every pizza you could ever make.

[thneed]

Wow. I don't sound as cool anymore. I wonder how you got that.

[ricinbeans]

No, man, you're totally cool. Who would buy the pizzas if there wasn't anyone around to make them? Also, I've got a job or something.

[thneed]

That's a good point. ..And of course you have a job. I meant to ask what it was?

[ricinbeans]

No clue.