anonymous

[cruciverbalist]

[ Well. Sherlock has not been seen by anyone, probably not even the roommate. He's been, mostly, in his closet. Wow, is his part of the apartment a mess. There are crosswords everywhere. It's about 2AM by the time this anonymous message hits the network. ]

3 DAYS LEFT
Y R U NOT MURDERING EACHOTHER

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[animator]

Look at you, growing as a person.

[singstobirds]

Then let me save you the trouble of having to suffer. I hope your Christmas wish remains ungranted.

whoa that typo was unintentional.

[cruciverbalist]

Three cheers. Blah, blah, blah.

[animator]

We should have cake.

[cruciverbalist]

I hate cake.

[animator]

What the hell? Nobody hates cake.

[cruciverbalist]

If by nobody you mean anyone with an actual taste for real food, sure. [ Snob. ]

[animator]

You're ornery just for the hell of it, aren't you.

[cruciverbalist]

[ text 1 ]OO. [ Which means On Occasion, in case you were wondering. ]

[ text 2 ]Doesn't change that I am bored.

[ text 3 ]Bored. Bored. Bored.

[ text 4 ]Etc.

[animator]

You need a secondary hobby.

I hear crocheting is very relaxing.

[cruciverbalist]

What. Someone forget to give you your customary horrible Christmas sweater?

[animator]

Yes. How am I supposed to complete my ensemble now?

[cruciverbalist]

Creative initiative. Tragic.

[animator]

Aw. No Sherlock sweater? Are you sure?

[cruciverbalist]

Fine.

[ You want an ugly jumper. He'll give you one. YOU KNOW WHICH ONE. ]

[animator]

Best Christmas ever.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Yet somehow it looks like you're trying to connect the two.
That's not exactly awesome.

[clandestined]

Not everyone goes on a murder spree this time of year. We have better things to do.

Besides, the legwork involved with such a thing is positively dreadful.

[cruciverbalist]

[ Why does no one get it. Fine. Fine. He'll just stay here with his puzzles, stolen books, rot in this boring wasteland of 'fiction'. How can people live like this. ]

W/E.

[clandestined]

If you're wanting a murder I'm sure the fine indigenous people of this island wouldn't mind satisfying your needs.

And don't just reply with whatever; it's hardly proper.

[cruciverbalist]

[ text 1 ]They better hurry up and be deviant. I'm getting bored.

[ text 2 ] PS. You're not MYcroft.

[ text 3 ] Ergo I can do what I want.

[ text 4 ] IS: W/E Notmycroft.

[ text 5 ] :P

[clandestined]

Are you going to be childish the entire time you're here?

[cruciverbalist]

Up until something interesting happens.