anonymous

[cruciverbalist]

[ Well. Sherlock has not been seen by anyone, probably not even the roommate. He's been, mostly, in his closet. Wow, is his part of the apartment a mess. There are crosswords everywhere. It's about 2AM by the time this anonymous message hits the network. ]

3 DAYS LEFT
Y R U NOT MURDERING EACHOTHER

Comments

[animator]

We should have cake.

[cruciverbalist]

I hate cake.

[animator]

What the hell? Nobody hates cake.

[cruciverbalist]

If by nobody you mean anyone with an actual taste for real food, sure. [ Snob. ]

[animator]

You're ornery just for the hell of it, aren't you.

[cruciverbalist]

[ text 1 ]OO. [ Which means On Occasion, in case you were wondering. ]

[ text 2 ]Doesn't change that I am bored.

[ text 3 ]Bored. Bored. Bored.

[ text 4 ]Etc.

[animator]

You need a secondary hobby.

I hear crocheting is very relaxing.

[cruciverbalist]

What. Someone forget to give you your customary horrible Christmas sweater?

[animator]

Yes. How am I supposed to complete my ensemble now?

[cruciverbalist]

Creative initiative. Tragic.

[animator]

Aw. No Sherlock sweater? Are you sure?

[cruciverbalist]

Fine.

[ You want an ugly jumper. He'll give you one. YOU KNOW WHICH ONE. ]

[animator]

Best Christmas ever.