anonymous

[cruciverbalist]

[ Well. Sherlock has not been seen by anyone, probably not even the roommate. He's been, mostly, in his closet. Wow, is his part of the apartment a mess. There are crosswords everywhere. It's about 2AM by the time this anonymous message hits the network. ]

3 DAYS LEFT
Y R U NOT MURDERING EACHOTHER

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[badnewsboy]

Well, that wouldn't be very Christmas spirit-y.

anonymous

[cruciverbalist]

SAYS THE PAGAN.

Not very anonymous at all.

[badnewsboy]

I could say Yuletide spirit, would it make you more comfortable?

ANONYMOUS FOREVER

[cruciverbalist]

N0P3.

[badnewsboy]

Perhaps a jolly showing of Christmas film is in order.

1/2, maybe?

[cruciverbalist]

2/3

[cruciverbalist]

SANTA CAN'T MAKE IT

[cruciverbalist]

SRRY.

[badnewsboy]

Not with that attitude. Positive thinking!

[cruciverbalist]

[ TEXT 1 ] THERE IS NOTHING POSITIVE IN MY LIFE RN

[ TEXT 2 ] AT ALL

[ TEXT 3 ] WHATSOEVER

[ WOE IS HE ]

[hot4engines]

Why would we be killing each other?

text message.

[badnewsboy]

Now, now. No crying.

[cruciverbalist]

:''''''''''(

anonymous

[cruciverbalist]

XMAS IS PRIME TIME FOR MENTAL BREAKDOWNS
HOMOCIDE RATES USUALLY SKYROCKET

[hot4engines]

That ain't true. ... is it?

[badnewsboy]

I will get a bucket for your tears.

[cruciverbalist]

[ TEXT 1 ] KIND OF U.
[ TEXT 2 ] GET ME A MURDERER INSTEAD PLS.
[ TEXT 3 ] MASS THIEVERY
[ TEXT 4 ] GRANDMOTHER IN WOODCHIPPER
[ TEXT 5 ] FISHERMEN IN FISHNET
[ TEXT 6 ] ALL THE TYPICAL IRONIC DEATHS

[cruciverbalist]

Y.

[badnewsboy]

In the spirit of the holiday I'll give you a better idea.

[badnewsboy]

Let's prevent it instead.

[cruciverbalist]

[ That is the point. ]

DEAL.

[veryproud]

How do you know we're not?

[cruciverbalist]

I C ALL.

[ he doesn't really mean that but just in case... Had he missed something? Don't do this to him! ]

[veryproud]

Ah.
There would be a lack of murderous behavior when someone can see you.

[cruciverbalist]

EXACTLY.