anonymous

[cruciverbalist]

[ Well. Sherlock has not been seen by anyone, probably not even the roommate. He's been, mostly, in his closet. Wow, is his part of the apartment a mess. There are crosswords everywhere. It's about 2AM by the time this anonymous message hits the network. ]

3 DAYS LEFT
Y R U NOT MURDERING EACHOTHER

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[badnewsboy]

Not with that attitude. Positive thinking!

[cruciverbalist]

[ TEXT 1 ] THERE IS NOTHING POSITIVE IN MY LIFE RN

[ TEXT 2 ] AT ALL

[ TEXT 3 ] WHATSOEVER

[ WOE IS HE ]

text message.

[badnewsboy]

Now, now. No crying.

[cruciverbalist]

:''''''''''(

[badnewsboy]

I will get a bucket for your tears.

[cruciverbalist]

[ TEXT 1 ] KIND OF U.
[ TEXT 2 ] GET ME A MURDERER INSTEAD PLS.
[ TEXT 3 ] MASS THIEVERY
[ TEXT 4 ] GRANDMOTHER IN WOODCHIPPER
[ TEXT 5 ] FISHERMEN IN FISHNET
[ TEXT 6 ] ALL THE TYPICAL IRONIC DEATHS

[badnewsboy]

In the spirit of the holiday I'll give you a better idea.

[badnewsboy]

Let's prevent it instead.

[cruciverbalist]

[ That is the point. ]

DEAL.