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[perseverant]

I made six dozen cookies.

I'm down to two.

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[detectivewonder]

That was quick.

[perseverant]

Yeah, it wasn't me this time.

[detectivewonder]

Need help tracking down a thief?

[perseverant]

I think I have a good idea who did it, I just didn't suspect he'd eat that many. I haven't even started the gingerbread men. I might wait until he's out.

[detectivewonder]

Loki?

[badnewsboy]

[this is hilarious because he's probably breaking into the school somewhere while he's typing this, staying away from your cameras, Tim.]

Why does everyone always assume it's me?

[detectivewonder]

Because we remember Halloween.

And Thanksgiving.

A holiday trifecta just makes sense.

[perseverant]

No, but good guess.

[badnewsboy]

It is not a good guess!

[detectivewonder]

Well, now I'm curious.

You didn't let Feliks near them, did you?

[perseverant]

It wasn't him, either.

[detectivewonder]

I'm out of guesses.

[perseverant]

Really?

It was my roommate.

I didn't know this one would stump you.

[detectivewonder]

Really? He's kind of skinny to pack all that away.

[perseverant]

I didn't think he had it in him.

[detectivewonder]

Well, he certainly does now.

[perseverant]

Those were your cookies.

[detectivewonder]

I'll instruct the jury that clemency in sentencing would be inappropriate.

[singstobirds]

Two dozen or just... two?

[perseverant]

...Two cookies.

[singstobirds]

How are you not sick?

[perseverant]

It wasn't me.

[singstobirds]

Oh!

... how are they not sick? Unless it was more than one person.

[perseverant]

I'm not sure, exactly. I guess he has a high metabolism.

[singstobirds]

I suggest drafting them into helping you make more to make up for it.

[perseverant]

When he comes out of his food coma, I'll ask him.

[singstobirds]

Nice of you to let him sleep!

[perseverant]

It takes a lot out of you, eating that many cookies.

[singstobirds]

Almost makes you feel bad for him, doesn't it?

[perseverant]

Almost, just almost. It's hard to feel bad for someone who's stuffed himself with that many cookies.

[singstobirds]

Was it just a hungry roommate or an outside job?

[perseverant]

It was a hungry roommate.

[thneed]

That's actually pretty impressive.

[perseverant]

The cooking, or the person who ate them?

[thneed]

The person who ate them. I'd have to see the cookies to judge if six dozen of them were impressive to cook.

[twinknife]

Dibs!

[perseverant]

On two cookies?

[twinknife]

Hey if they're going that fast, I'll take whatever I can get.

[perseverant]

Why don't I just make more?

[callbacks]

save one for me

jk
sorry i wasnt paying attention
you trust your stomach to warn you when youre going over thirty five cph and it lets you down

[perseverant]

Didn't get the message?

[callbacks]

nope
i think i was half asleep too
it just kept happening
to my stomach
a+ though would eat again
would you like some time loop help in repayment i feel at least a little bad in the parts of me that arent still on a sugar buzz

[perseverant]

Don't worry about it, I think I'll manage. But it's appreciated.

I might call it in later.

aaaapparently this never posted

[bearnaked]

You're making another batch for Teddie, right?

[perseverant]

Maybe just a few.

[bearnaked]

But you let your roommate have so many, Sensei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[perseverant]

Well, not exactly "let".