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[perseverant]

I made six dozen cookies.

I'm down to two.

Comments

[perseverant]

I think I have a good idea who did it, I just didn't suspect he'd eat that many. I haven't even started the gingerbread men. I might wait until he's out.

[detectivewonder]

Loki?

[badnewsboy]

[this is hilarious because he's probably breaking into the school somewhere while he's typing this, staying away from your cameras, Tim.]

Why does everyone always assume it's me?

[detectivewonder]

Because we remember Halloween.

And Thanksgiving.

A holiday trifecta just makes sense.

[perseverant]

No, but good guess.

[badnewsboy]

It is not a good guess!

[detectivewonder]

Well, now I'm curious.

You didn't let Feliks near them, did you?

[perseverant]

It wasn't him, either.

[detectivewonder]

I'm out of guesses.

[perseverant]

Really?

It was my roommate.

I didn't know this one would stump you.

[detectivewonder]

Really? He's kind of skinny to pack all that away.

[perseverant]

I didn't think he had it in him.

[detectivewonder]

Well, he certainly does now.

[perseverant]

Those were your cookies.

[detectivewonder]

I'll instruct the jury that clemency in sentencing would be inappropriate.