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[weirdkid]

Is it too late to register for classes next semester at the community college?

Comments

[reanimated]

Of course he is. Why would I lie about something that fucked up?

[weirdkid]

That isn't fucked up. It's really cool.

[reanimated]

You would think that. Like I said, really, try not to wank over him too much.

[weirdkid]

I don't wank over men.

[reanimated]

I don't believe you for a second, mate.

[weirdkid]

I've never tried to get into another man's trousers. Have you?

[reanimated]

WELL LOOK WHO'S TAKING THE PISS NOW

[weirdkid]

I'm not. [yes he is.] I'm trying to prove a point.

[reanimated]

The only point you're proving is that you're still a little freak.

[notvictorious]

Thanks. I heard a lot about you from Nathan. You should definitely register for classes, Professor Xavier teaches there!

[weirdkid]

Oh.. You must be Victor? Some of the things he's said probably aren't true. My name, for example... it's Simon. Not Barry.

[notvictorious]

Yeah, I caught that. It's pretty much been him and that Rudy guy for a while, so I bet he's really glad to see you.

[weirdkid]

I'm sorry about them. They're really not so bad once you get to know them... but you've probably found that out about Nathan.

[notvictorious]

No, I get it. I hated Nathan when we first met, then I killed him a couple times.

[weirdkid]

That... okay. I kind of killed him once, too.

[notvictorious]

Awesome.

[weirdkid]

You don't mean Charles Xavier, do you?

[notvictorious]

I do, that's him down there, be cool.

[notvictorious]

You think it's more fucked up than you being immortal? Cold.

[reanimated]

They're about equal.

[notvictorious]

We make a really sad superhero team, huh.

[reanimated]

OI

[notvictorious]

What?

[reanimated]

Christ on a crutch I said keep it on the downlow

[notvictorious]

You know if you didn't make a big deal about it people would just assume I was kidding.