[text]

[weirdkid]

Is it too late to register for classes next semester at the community college?

Comments

[reanimated]

Now tell me why the fuck would you do a thing like that?

[weirdkid]

Why shouldn't I?

[reanimated]

BECAUSE! You're on a bloody tropical island and the first thing you think to do is go back to school?! Be more of a bore, Barry, really.

[weirdkid]

School isn't boring.

[reanimated]

For fuck's SAKE man, yes it is, that's practically the cornerstone education's built on, boring the piss out of everyone!

[reanimated]

What would you even go back for? FILM-MAKING? By which of course I mean the proper creepy pornos on your mobile

[weirdkid]

I don't have pornos on my mobile. I don't even know if they offer film making as a course of study.

[geminated_man]

Simon. Simon, Simon, Simon.

What are you doing?

This, right here, this place you're in, man? This is a brand new start for you. Whole wide world full of opportunities and wonder and strange women to put your cock into.

And you, tiny little man, want to waste your time with school? Are you ill? Mentally deficient?

[weirdkid]

School is an opportunity, Rudy. Just because there are new and strange things in this place doesn't mean I ought to let my guard down and indulge myself.

[geminated_man]

Are you joking? That's the perfect reason to indulge? No one knows you here, well, 'cept us, but we won't judge you for lettin' your hair down a bit, yeah? Or at least pull the stick out of your arse enough to relax some.

[weirdkid]

There's no stick.

Where will you be when the masters of this island attack, and you're distracted by a pretty face?

This is no different than home.

[geminated_man]

Jesus. What are you, me mum?

Actually, you sound a lot like the bloke I'm livin' with. Y'should talk to him, eh? Might get on, you two.

[reanimated]

SEE?! Even Rudy's got a point!

[weirdkid]

No he doesn't. He said I should be shagging random women.

[reanimated]

Yeah, exactly, he's making sense. YOU'RE not.

[weirdkid]

How am I not making sense? I don't want that.

[reanimated]

That's what doesn't make sense! Why not?!

[detectivewonder]

The registration window goes right up to New Years' this year, because of the amnesia thing.

[weirdkid]

Thanks, I stiill have time then.

Do things like the bout of amnesia happen often here?

[detectivewonder]

Depends on what you mean by "like." Weird things happen here between one to four times a month. Sometimes they happen more than once; sometimes they're unique.

The amnesia was... mostly new.

[weirdkid]

That seems like a lot of weird things.. What causes them to happen?

[detectivewonder]

That's sort of the sixty four thousand dollar question.

Tim Drake, by the way.

Is it Simon, or Barry?

[calmyourmind]

I still have open spaces in all of my courses. I am sure the other professors do as well. If you need help I will be glad to get you into contact with an advisor at the school.

[weirdkid]

That would a lot of help, thank you. If you don't mind me asking.. what do you teach?


[SCREAMING INTERNALLY]

[calmyourmind]

Charles Xavier, Professor of Genetics, Biophysics and Psychology.

Do you know what degree you are looking to pursue?