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[weirdkid]

Is it too late to register for classes next semester at the community college?

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[reanimated]

BECAUSE! You're on a bloody tropical island and the first thing you think to do is go back to school?! Be more of a bore, Barry, really.

[weirdkid]

School isn't boring.

[reanimated]

For fuck's SAKE man, yes it is, that's practically the cornerstone education's built on, boring the piss out of everyone!

[reanimated]

What would you even go back for? FILM-MAKING? By which of course I mean the proper creepy pornos on your mobile

[weirdkid]

I don't have pornos on my mobile. I don't even know if they offer film making as a course of study.

[reanimated]

Oh come on, tell me with a straight face you haven't already begun recording folks here. I KNOW YOU HAVE BARRY

[reanimated]

Answer the question!

[weirdkid]

I have more important things to do with my time than record pornos.

[reanimated]

SO YOU ADMIT IT! Pervert.

[reanimated]

Like what exactly?

[weirdkid]

I didn't admit to anything.

[weirdkid]

.....Like going to school.

[reanimated]

Ohhhhhh sweet baby Jesus FOR WHAT?!

[weirdkid]

The liberal studies program, until I figure out what would benefit me most while I'm stuck here.

[reanimated]

Liberal studies. Liberal studies? What the fuck are liberal studies? Sounds boring man, you can do better.

[reanimated]

Also Victor's at the school cos you're both colossal nerds so he can probably help you.

[weirdkid]

The pamphlet says it's "an interdisciplinary course that provides students with a well-rounded education."

Who's Victor?

[reanimated]

Really cos all I hear is BORING SHIT FOR BORING MELONFUCKERS WHO WANT TO BORE THEMSELVES TO AN EARLY GRAVE

[reanimated]

He didn't introduce himself? Huh. Actually I suppose that makes sense. Well let's see, I've been here for TWO YEARS without you shitheads so because I'm the fascinating and charming guy I am, I made new mates. He's one of them. There's a long story behind that but who really cares

[reanimated]

He's a cyborg. Try not to cream your pants at the thought.

[weirdkid]

Just because it's not something that interests you doesn't make it boring.

[weirdkid]

How can you have been here for two years? It hasn't been that long since I saw you.

[reanimated]

You really think I know? Chalk it up to time travel bullshit, man. If Curtis were here I'm sure he'd have a neat and tidy explanation for it but he's not.

[weirdkid]

Hmm.

[weirdkid]

Is your friend really a cyborg?