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[moralfibre]

I have no idea what's going on. This all seems like rubbish, and I need to go home... but I can't seem to get back on my own. There's something preventing me from.. ah. Leaving.

[There is a pause as he glances about at the people coming and going along the street outside the hospital. None of them seem to be paying him any mind. Since he normally can't go out without being recognised, he assumes he is in a Muggle city.]

The people I spoke to told me I've been enrolled in public school, and that I'll be assigned a roommate in a flat somewhere. [He makes an exasperated sort of sound.] I'm sorry, I don't have time for any of this.

Comments

[badnewsboy]

He's very popular. I believe we met briefly in theory.

[quarkylass]

I didn't know I was meeting a real celebrity...maybe I should have made my hair look nicer or something, to talk to him. But he seems lost and confused.

[badnewsboy]

That does seem to be the unfortunate circumstance of arriving on a desert island with only the men in white coats to give you adequate direction. It can be very disconcerting.

[quarkylass]

It was! I had no idea what was going on, and I've never seen men in white coats in my whole life. I can't blame him for being upset.

[badnewsboy]

Perhaps if their coats were of another shade.

[quarkylass]

...Green! Green coats.

[ The obvious answer. ] And maybe blue too, since that's supposed to be calming.

[badnewsboy]

Perhaps purely green. I hear green can also be calming.

[quarkylass]

Maybe a sage green this time, instead of lime green? That's more exciting than calming, even though I love it. We should write it down and suggest it to them!

[badnewsboy]

They should put out a box of the suggestions, and we should vote as those do in a democratic state for the colors of their lab coats. I never quite saw the statement of fashion made with a white coat.

[quarkylass]

I've never been a part of a democracy before! It might be pretty exciting to get to vote on which color we'd like to see them in. And there is definitely no fashion statement made with white coats! That color is so boring.