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[moralfibre]

I have no idea what's going on. This all seems like rubbish, and I need to go home... but I can't seem to get back on my own. There's something preventing me from.. ah. Leaving.

[There is a pause as he glances about at the people coming and going along the street outside the hospital. None of them seem to be paying him any mind. Since he normally can't go out without being recognised, he assumes he is in a Muggle city.]

The people I spoke to told me I've been enrolled in public school, and that I'll be assigned a roommate in a flat somewhere. [He makes an exasperated sort of sound.] I'm sorry, I don't have time for any of this.

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[allons_y_alonso]

What?! Sorry, no, I meant immune to secretly turning out to be a villain, not immune to Dark Magic! I'm not immune to Dark Magic at all, just really good at dodging!

Also, sadly, not a wizard. Although I'm glad that I'm not a wizard, for once, since in this case it also means I can't possibly be Barty Crouch.

I really... I look like him?

British actor, I suppose...

+! Dark Arts Professor Threadjack

[raggedywizard]

... the Professors teaching Dark Arts secretly turn out to be villains?

[And now Remus is back on the well... I suppose I am a monster, so it only makes sense people would think me a villain track. What did he do?]

+! One Marauding Friend Threadjack

[alwaysimpure]

Down, Moony.

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[allons_y_alonso]

What? Oh, not you! You were the good one!

Well, and I suppose Slughorn wasn't that bad!

And Sno spoilers.

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[raggedywizard]

I suppose I should be relieved, then...

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[alwaysimpure]

Told you!

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[alwaysimpure]

Slughorn was a blathering idiot.

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[allons_y_alonso]

No, that was Lockhart.

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[alwaysimpure]

That Ravenclaw?

Don't see how that factors into anything. They are both idiots.

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[allons_y_alonso]

Ravenclaw? Was he really? Is that canon?

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[alwaysimpure]

Well, I didn't make him up.

Annoying peacock.

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[allons_y_alonso]

Yes, he was rather.

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[moralfibre]

Slughorn taught Potions.

[Still suspicious.]

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[allons_y_alonso]

Well, yes, but he was still the new Professor introduced that byear, so he fits the pattern!

Besides, with brilliant old Moony and Padfoot here, I didn't think I should mention.

You know.

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[alwaysimpure]

You know what?

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[allons_y_alonso]

What?

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[alwaysimpure]

You're frustrating.

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[allons_y_alonso]

You'd be surprised how often I hear that!

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[alwaysimpure]

Doubtful.

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[allons_y_alonso]

Well, yeah, maybe not.

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[moralfibre]

...D'you mean Professor Snape?

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[allons_y_alonso]

Yup.

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[moralfibre]

I don't know where you're going with this. He wasn't evil.

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[allons_y_alonso]

No, of course not. But he never got along that well with Sirius, did he? Not exactly fond of Lupin either. It all seemed a little too complicated for a quick discussion, I thought it might be better to skip that bit and come back to it later. Complicated bloke, Severus Snape.

[moralfibre]

Only Quirrell. And Crouch. And Umbridge...... uh.

You were the best, though!



Do you know this bloke, Remus?