cruciverbalist: (obdurate)
Sherlock Holmes ([personal profile] cruciverbalist) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-01-11 01:37 pm

t e x t

Good day my fellow New Moorians.
I have a few very simple questions here for you all, if you would not mind. It would be most appreciated.

1. What do you think about this whole 'you were fictional but now you aren't' hodgepodge?

2. What do you think of our natives? Do you trust them? If so, why? If not, why?

3. Where do you believe we really are?

4. Do you have a criminal record? Did you have a criminal record? Have you done anything that could have landed you a criminal record in the past?

5. Have you ventured into the Hospital? If so, I would very much like to speak with you.

6. Have you ventured off the island? How far did you get?

[ Private to Commander Shepard ]
Are you effected?

[ Private to Beebs ]
Are you effected?

[ Private to Yourcroft ]
Are you effected?
mindoirsurvivor: (intimidating)

private

[personal profile] mindoirsurvivor 2013-01-13 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Fist we had a nonfictional chief. He bit the dust. Then the island practically rioted at the thought of another nonfictional, so we got a political appointee, great guy if you don't count the fact that he was secretly an insane alien murder machine. When he got canned, the fictional cop with the most seniority on the island was yours truly. They weren't left with a thrilling range of choices.
mindoirsurvivor: (admonishing)

private

[personal profile] mindoirsurvivor 2013-01-15 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
First, fired. Then, arrested. Prosecuted. Convicted. Taken into private custody. Escaped. Released.

I may not have quarreled but I complained plenty. And best fit? At the time, maybe. Now the only reason to keep me in this desk is we're undermanned at it keeps the big brains out on the streets. I'm a Marine Commander, not a damn cop.

Still. I don't like taking stupid orders. Best way to keep that from happening is to sit on top of the chain of command and steal all the best people. Even if something happens to me, I've done my bit to make sure the next ass in the chair knows the job.
mindoirsurvivor: (admonishing)

private

[personal profile] mindoirsurvivor 2013-01-15 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm guessing you've got a reason beyond being a pain in my ass, but no.
mindoirsurvivor: (intimidating)

private

[personal profile] mindoirsurvivor 2013-01-15 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not too big on horseshit. Might have kept my mouth shut, though. So, what's the big idea?
mindoirsurvivor: (subtle)

private

[personal profile] mindoirsurvivor 2013-01-15 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't lose a lot of poker hands, I'll give you that much.
Edited 2013-01-15 16:27 (UTC)
mindoirsurvivor: (questioning)

private (mass effect joke)

[personal profile] mindoirsurvivor 2013-01-17 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
I should go.