Backdated to earlier this morning

[callbacks]

dave this is future you
youre not going to school today
dont bother trying to call in sick it wont work
theres nothing i can do for you
im sorry
honestly
you have no idea how sincere im being right now
the best you can do is probably turn off your phone and try not to talk to anyone but we both know thats not happening
im leaving now though im not prolonging this bullshit any longer for either of us than i have to
just wanted to warn you man
later

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[callbacks]

yes
in silence

with popcorn

we can watch the one with the guy who was raised by animals you might like that one

[quarkylass]

but
i like listening to you talk!







dave are you upset?

[callbacks]

no im embarrassed and preemptively kicking myself in the head
look see i wouldnt normally have said that
something is going on here
everyones talking way too much
i have too much shit i need to keep on lockdown here i probably need to barricade myself in the bathroom until this blows over

[quarkylass]

you should not be embarrassed!
i pretend i am a wolf and that i roam around in the wilderness preying on smaller animals and breathing the fresh night air all the time and thats embarrassing


you know maybe we should just meet in person
so i dont feel like the whole world now knows all my secrets!

[callbacks]

jade
probably everyone knows youre kind of a furry
but i guess you can come over if you want
as long as like
we seriously dont ask each other questions

[quarkylass]

nooooo its awful
ive never told anyone that before because i knew you would all laugh!
i am going to come over and if i catch you laughing about it
i will tell the whole world what you look like when you are using the bathroom











maybe i should barricade myself in the bathroom too

[callbacks]

you LOOKED?????

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[quarkylass]

well only a little bit!!!!!
i was curious!

[callbacks]

omg
no
jade
jkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkfdl''l;

[And he ACTUALLY TURNS OFF HIS PHONE.]

[quarkylass]

no dave!!!
come back :(

[riseup]

seriously?

[quarkylass]

yes i am very serious
i am also so embarrassed

[riseup]

that's not embarrassing, that is awesome!
and also not really surprising.

[quarkylass]

it was supposed to be a really big secret......

[riseup]

if it makes you feel any better, i bet if you tried that in the woods here you would make a bunch of friends.
a lot of people seem to hang out there?
it's really weird.

[quarkylass]

i will try it sometime then, when i think no one else is going to be following me!
oh