Backdated to earlier this morning

[callbacks]

dave this is future you
youre not going to school today
dont bother trying to call in sick it wont work
theres nothing i can do for you
im sorry
honestly
you have no idea how sincere im being right now
the best you can do is probably turn off your phone and try not to talk to anyone but we both know thats not happening
im leaving now though im not prolonging this bullshit any longer for either of us than i have to
just wanted to warn you man
later

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[callbacks]

what

[callbacks]

ok i guess
that sure was unhelpful

[callbacks]

wait i meant to say helpful
im confused
is something happening
why did i wake myself up this early in the morning

[brotimaeus]

future you has the right idea.

[callbacks]

you both lost me

[brotimaeus]

id say dont talk to anyone.
but considering that warning its safe to say that you already have.
i guess they got you stuck on a halfway linear time line in this place huh.
look.
just..
keep out of trouble ok.
some fucked up shit is happening and i dont know what to do about it.
i cant fucking protect you right now so just look after yourself.

agh.
fuck.
forget i said that.
haha shit.
ok im just gonna turn this fucking phone off before i

[He's just gonna turn it off right there.]

[quarkylass]

i am so confused
can you explain??

[callbacks]

sorry jade looks like future me ditched already
leaving me here to bask in the glow of this fine pile of cryptic time warnings he dumped on my vulnerable slumbering form
im just going to use my random day off to snuggle right into this vague horseshit in my power rangers pajamas
which i definitely dont not own
wow
ok
what the fuck am i even saying

[quarkylass]

hehe dave you have power rangers pajamas???
that is so cute!
i bet they have the red power ranger on them because he is the hero in the animes

i have no idea but you should keep it up!

[maiditoutalive]

wow are you always this deliberately obtuse with your past self
that must get really irritating
its probably really irritating when i do it too

[callbacks]

no im usually a lot clearer but i was kind of obviously wigging out so now im worried
it was like i didnt want to talk
i mean the predestined causality shtick can get old but even if i dont usually stick around to talk to my past selves too much i dont bait and run like that
i just dont see the point in locking myself into a conversation i have to have twice
and its hard to go long periods of time pretending im chill to impress myself hahaha wow what the FUCK am i saying

[maiditoutalive]

uh
i dont know
what the fuck are you saying
why would you bother trying to impress yourself
you are yourself
what do you have to prove

[thneed]

Future you scares me.

[callbacks]

hes just doing his job
i mean besides pizza delivery

[thneed]

His job of being creepily vague?

[exbloodjunkie]

I wish my future self could send messages to me. Or even if I could just send them to past me. Like, "Sam. You're going to run into a demon you think you'll be able to trust. Don't trust her and definitely don't let her in your pants."

_{[...Why did he say this to you. Damn it. This is the worst first conversation starter.]}

[callbacks]

uh yeah actually one of mine did that pretty much
now she and i are way tight and he doesnt talk to people
its kind of a weird situation

[exbloodjunkie]

That sounds very awkward. Awkward things suck. A lot of things suck.
How is a future you in existence with present you anyway?

[existechialism]

Bro.
I wasn't aware you also had multiple-self issues.

[callbacks]

i dont this is time shit
i mean davesprites around somewhere too but were cool
future me was just warning me about
something
why
do you have a multiself problem

[existechialism]

To the point of nearly murdervgfhkbdj

[dialogical]

I calculate a 99.9% chance that the vast majority of your conversations today are going to be awkward.
But also very interesting from an outsider's perspective.
Namely, mine.
How are you doing today, Dave?
How is school?
And your blossoming friendship with the shouty troll?

[callbacks]

im ok i didnt go to school and fuck our friendship isnt blossoming its just kind of a thing thats pretty much there oh my god
fuck
stop

[riseup]

this is one of the stupidest things you could use your timey powers to warn yourself about.
just fyi.

[callbacks]

no john this is hands down the worst thing that has ever happened to me here
like
being a sword with no memories was better than this
food poisoning was better than this