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dave this is future you
youre not going to school today
dont bother trying to call in sick it wont work
theres nothing i can do for you
im sorry
honestly
you have no idea how sincere im being right now
the best you can do is probably turn off your phone and try not to talk to anyone but we both know thats not happening
im leaving now though im not prolonging this bullshit any longer for either of us than i have to
just wanted to warn you man
later

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maybe then i wont hear my message alerts

Because if you hear them, you'll be compelled to answer them?

i guess if were being honest here
yes
im usually compelled to answer my phone
or at least see whos texting me

Well we are sure as fuck being honest.

yeah
its kind of a problem
i just dont stop talking ever basically even when no ones actually listening to me
like i just keep typing into empty pesterchum windows long after people have signed off
john could probably fill a phone book with shit ive sent to him
it even happens in real life
oh my god make me shut up

Edited 2013-01-12 19:00 (UTC)

It's fine. I like listening to you talk.
Feel free to take out your impulse for verbosity on me until everything blows over.

why would you do this to yourself
seriously the only one who actually listens to everything i say is karkat and thats because hes some kind of shrieking toothy masochist

Because you're my bro.
I want to hear everything.

jesus christ
welp
alright i guess
what do you want to know

I guess, what it was like growing up with adult-AU me.

it was cool
i mean
besides the puppets lying around everywhere with their unmannerly rumps all jutting up into my face constantly
and their fucking noses
and
like
shit ok dont get me started on the puppets
i just
fuck
besides that ive got nothing to complain about really
it was kind of a weird relationship i guess looking back on it but that doesnt mean it was bad
or that like
i was unhappy
i mean how many kids get to have an awesome bro who teaches them how to weaponize their sylladex and have rap battles and go at each other with real swords on the rooftop
on an objective scale from one to unreal how awesome is that
i was living the dream man

Yeah, sounds pretty sweet.

i miss it
i mean its great getting to actually hang out with my friends and i had rose on the meteor for family stuff but i mean
i guess
he was kind of
my world?
so i was freaking out a lot when rose told me we were going to meet you guys because i wasnt sure what you would think of me or what youd be like and then you didnt recognize me and wow ok my brain couldve used a signal to stop like three hundred words ago

If you're talking about on the meteor, I recognized you.
And it's fine. It's not as if I didn't have similar worries, with the added burden of having no basis for how to interact with you.

you did??

... Yeah. I mean, there was basically no way I could have not recognized you.

Edited 2013-01-12 20:17 (UTC)

oh
uh
you didnt say anything

That's true.

ok

[And yeah, he just lets it drop.]

youre from when youre already in the game right
hows it going

Pretty shitty.
The monsters, being made entirely out of bone, are almost impossible to kill. And when we bothered to do it, the windfall of grist was pitiful.
We all have to plumb the various tombs of our planets to get enough grist, which is dangerous thanks to the presence of noxious fumes.
So it's pretty balls.

damn
if i knew how id extend our gristtorrent to you guys
were basically floating in the stuff
and weve got nothing to do with it besides make food i guess though the meteors actually surprisingly well stocked for a lump of rock sitting in the middle of the trolls veil
i guess we can shell out to you guys when we get there

That'd be cool.
We've had to ration the sweet gear, which is a crying shame.

no fly suits for everybody?

Edited 2013-01-13 17:23 (UTC)

We did manage some wardrobe improvements.
Notably my sweet ninja gear.
But yeah, we had to pick and choose.

that really is a shame
i ended up with like
a different ensemble for every sword
and i had a lot of swords

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