Backdated to earlier this morning

[callbacks]

dave this is future you
youre not going to school today
dont bother trying to call in sick it wont work
theres nothing i can do for you
im sorry
honestly
you have no idea how sincere im being right now
the best you can do is probably turn off your phone and try not to talk to anyone but we both know thats not happening
im leaving now though im not prolonging this bullshit any longer for either of us than i have to
just wanted to warn you man
later

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[thneed]

Why didn't anyone mention this before? This is kind of serious. Cannibals making pizzas is a bad thing.

Or I guess we can't call him a cannibal. Troll fingers or human fingers?