Video. Always Video.

[morethanasidekick]

Sirius Black signed my boob.

[Nodding as she sports a massive grin.]

Seriously. Sirius Mother-Faeking Black.

[Pointing to herself.]

I can now die happy.

[She pauses for a second, still grinning, shaking her head as if she can't believe her luck.]

Best - Kidnapping - Ever.

Comments

[video]

[moralfibre]

Uh.

....What? Why?

[video]

[moralfibre]

Wouldn't it just wash off?

[video]

[alwaysimpure]

Actually, not as soon as you'd think, with that ink.

1/Kenzi's excited okay

[morethanasidekick]

[The woman grabs her device and pulls it up to her face, have a glorious view of forehead as she gets a good look at you.]

2/ Really excited

[morethanasidekick]

[That's better, face again, also a look of disbelief because unlike Sirius oh, she recognises you straight away.

Kenzi holds her finger up to her screen, needing a moment and then promptly pinches herself on the arm.]

Son-of-a-biiiiiitch

[Now that's a coffee table you're seeing as the device falls to the floor.]

3/4 Yes I think 4 may be enough

[morethanasidekick]

[Okay so now that's settled, Kenzi has her device again and is rubbing her arm.]

Hello. You.

FOUR

[morethanasidekick]

Ya know... He only signed the right one.

[alwaysimpure]

That's my godson.

[Protecting Harry's virtue!]

[morethanasidekick]

I know!

[What?]

Hey I'm keeping it in the family aren't I?

[alwaysimpure]

Oh, Merlin...

Just stay away from Remus, he might explode or something.

[morethanasidekick]

I solemnly swear I will not ask Remus to sign my boob.

[...]

But I am gonna hug him. Just so you know.

[alwaysimpure]

...no groping.

1/2

[morethanasidekick]

Hey! I'm not a pervert.

[morethanasidekick]

All the time.

[video]

[moralfibre]

[He gapes at her for a few moments before finally responding.]

Uh..

[Here, have another pause for contemplative hesitation. He is a teenage boy after all.]

Hi. Thanks? But I have a girlfriend...

Re: [video]

[morethanasidekick]

Hmmm. [Sigh.] I know.

[Still grinning cause. Come on. Really? This is one of those moments that makes a girl grin!

As if broken from her daze Kenzi straightens, shrugging it off.]

Besides. I promised your god-daddy I'd behave around you.

[moralfibre]

..Has everyone read those books?

[He's used to everybody knowing his name, but the amount of personal information that seems to be commom knowledge is kind of creepy.]

I guess you know who I am, then. What's your name?

[morethanasidekick]

Pretty much anyone with the ability to read, yeah. Plus ya know. The movies.

[At least she hasn't asked to see your scar. Yet.]

You're Harry Potter. The... anyway. I'm Kenzi. Sorry, no books about me. Not that I know of? Though I suspect I'm the star of my own hit show and there's probably a series of graphic novels to go with. Plus figurines. Because, I am that awesome.

[moralfibre]

There are films about us, too? [Why would anyone make a movie about that? It's hardly something that ought to be considered entertainment, he thinks.

Frankly, he's surprised nobody has asked about the scar yet.]

I've never seen you on the telly, but.. I don't watch much of it, sorry. What sort of figurines do you think they make of you?

[morethanasidekick]

Books, films, merchandise. I don't know if you know this but you're kind of a big deal. You actually made glasses cool. Shocking I know.

Quite alright. I suspect my show would be too racy for anything but cable.

[Oh Harry. Encouraging Kenzi in this regard is always a dangerous measure. She's thought a little too much about all this.]

Well for a start, none of this cheap action figure crap that ends up in the discount bin at Walmart. I'm thinking high end collectors edition types. The kind that come in a fancy case. Toys for adults. Just the non-vibrating kind.

[Sorry Sirius!]

[video]

[alwaysimpure]

She asked me to!

[video]

[moralfibre]

...Do girls ask you to do that, often?

[video]

[alwaysimpure]

No, it was a first. They ask other stuff, like...

[Wait. Teenaged godson.]

...recipes.

Re: [video]

[moralfibre]

[Pardon him for looking a little skeptical. It's amusing though, seeing a side of Sirius he's never known.]

For potions?

[video]

[alwaysimpure]

[The side where he's irresistible?]

Yes. [That would make more sense.] Seeing as I can't cook.