HOT OR NOT ROUND 2

[oftpartitioned]

HOT OR NOT


okay this ones not all guys this time so dont make it weird

KINDA SHADY

HOT OR NOT

CAN YOU HANDLE A MATURE WOMAN

HOT OR NOT


HOT COP

HOT OR NOT


SWEET TATS BRO

HOT OR NOT


I INVESTIGATED AND SHES LEGAL

HOT OR NOT


COME BACK TO STARBOX

HOT OR NOT


I DONT EVEN KNOW

HOT OR NOT


DUDE SHES SMOKIN HOT NO CONTEST

HOT OR NOT

Comments

[existechialism]

I don't think you have to resort to such subtle trickery.
After we entered our session jake took to wearing booty shorts so he could accomadate his thigh holsters. They were only slightly less revealing than an actual banana hammack

[fuckincakewake]

yikes
yah u would know lol

[existechialism]

Well, it's called a 'banana hammock', singular.
There's obly room for one banana in that relaxation device.

[fuckincakewake]

uh huh
is that space limitation something u noted from basic observation or like
trial & error

[existechialism]

At one point Jake did actually try to put a gun in his pocket, for the sake of having three in easy reach, and also to be a humungous fucking dork.
It didn't work out.

[fuckincakewake]

that sounds a shortcut 2 getting ur dingus blown off tbh
hopefully u fished it outta there before he caused any perm damagae

[existechialism]

I did in fact blow his dingus off.
So I could replace it with something that sounded less stupid.

[fuckincakewake]

u gotta stop being so down on my cool new moore slang
or ur gonna get a rep for bein the bigger buzzkill strider