thoughtformed | IMPORTANT NEW MOORE PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM BULLETIN

From the Desk of Principal Buddy Dinkerton;

It has been brought to the school board's attention the alarm many citizens felt by the involvement of students during the super-ed human attacks that occurred last month. At once point, the school itself was the scene of destruction. These events have led to vicious misunderstandings by the public, primarily related to our student body. Once such misconception has been that such violent displays on school property demonstrate that New Moore's students have no respect for public education. As your principal, I know this is decidedly UNTRUE.

I ask the students of this island to join me in denying this vicious rumor with a simple wardrobe adjustment; the implementation of school uniforms. A uniform allows students to display their status as the educated minors of New Moore with a sense of dignity and pride. It shows we will not stand idly by while some students act out, lofting one group of students over another. In light of recent events, it is only right to wear your status as a student for all to see, and to let your uniformed good behavior shine above any past misdeeds. The following pieces will strongly encouraged* starting Monday, March 11th for the following students-

Junior and High School Students-

here

Elementary Students-

here

any adults wishing to show solidarity with New Moore Public Schools may purchase uniform pieces to wear with pride as well!

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highly recommended*

~*~Principal Buddy Dinkerton~*~

* Uniforms are mandatory for all New Moore Elementary, Junior and High school students from March 11th, 2XXX forward. Uniforms are required at all times on school property.
** Alterations are not acceptable at this time.
*** Uniforms are a requirement. Failure to adhere to school newly instated mandated dress code guidelines will result in disciplinary action. - New Moore Public School Board

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I can help with that.

Hey, they really aren't that bad!

You'll tie my tie?

There are certain Midgardian devices that aid in the putting-on-of-pants, I believe.

Speak for yourself, girl's uniforms have got that sexy "hit me baby one more time" vibe going on. The guys' uniforms, on the other hand, are so lame I'd have to shove myself into a locker if I was ever caught wearing one.

And show you how to for the future. Teach a man to fish, and all that.

Tommy!

[he's going pretend never to get it.]

Of course, I will be most studious on the tying of my tie.

O)( MY GLUB
this is the best thing ive sean since gettin here
i can hear maryams the paradox space over crying out in terror

[ It is now that a more self-aware person than herself would realize almost all of her friends are high schoolers despite being in college. ]

Edited 2013-03-09 20:33 (UTC)