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D --> I am a bit confused as to the purpose of this world
D --> Or even where e%actly it is located
D --> I presume this is another dream bubble, but it seems to be overrun by humans
D --> None of whom appear to be the humans I am semi-familiar with
D --> And I must admit, it angers me to be called fictional
D --> Being dead does not alter the state of one’s realness
D --> Also, what is this sch001feeding the humans are speaking of
D --> I am no wiggler, I do not need to be sch001fed
D --> I am, in fact considerably older than I 100k
D --> Possibly
D --> I would appreciate an e%planation, as I have been forbidden to smash any more things

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D --> I am not e%periencing any e%istential crisis
D --> But thank you, I suppose
D --> Even though your advice is useless

The whole fake thing. People usually have problems with it.

D --> Well, yes, as I mentioned, it is very rude
D --> But I do not see the need to have some sort of crisis over it
D --> Is that common

It's usually mentioned in some way or another. Hence the t-shirts.

D --> Humans are very f001ish
D --> I do not wear a t-shirt

I'm not a human.

D --> What are you then

I'm a god.

D --> Oh, I see
D --> Is it difficult to manipulate your human communication device with your tentacles
D --> They seem very small to be used by a god

Edited 2013-04-06 05:02 (UTC)

Oh, not at all. In fact, I guide my every tentacle with grace to use even the smallest screen of touch. All it takes is a little finesse.

D --> How wonderful for you
D --> Have you made many people go mad here

Yes, at least half. I've been preforming all duties of a tentacle god, and more!

D --> Yes, good
D --> It is e%cellent when one knows one's place in the universe
D --> Congratulations

Edited 2013-04-06 05:19 (UTC)

D --> What's this? It looks scandalous.

D --> Do you put it in front of everything you type?

D --> Perhaps so people know where to look?

D --> Please do not copy my typing quirk
D --> You should develop your own appropriate to your personality and interests
D --> That is my bow and arrow
D --> I have a STRONG affinity for archery

I see, that's what it's supposed to be. I had thought it an extra "D" just in case you needed another.

D --> No, the one on this keypad is quite sufficient

The arrow signified where it was to go in case of an emergency.

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