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[freakystrong]

D --> I am a bit confused as to the purpose of this world
D --> Or even where e%actly it is located
D --> I presume this is another dream bubble, but it seems to be overrun by humans
D --> None of whom appear to be the humans I am semi-familiar with
D --> And I must admit, it angers me to be called fictional
D --> Being dead does not alter the state of one’s realness
D --> Also, what is this sch001feeding the humans are speaking of
D --> I am no wiggler, I do not need to be sch001fed
D --> I am, in fact considerably older than I 100k
D --> Possibly
D --> I would appreciate an e%planation, as I have been forbidden to smash any more things

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[freakystrong]

D --> Those sorts of processes usually take a great deal of time, don't they
D --> And
D --> Er
D --> Buckets

[dialogical]

I'm not looking for a troll shaped meat puppet.
Though I won't lie, it's crossed my mind.
But yeah, even with accelerated gestation it'll probably take a bit, and that's only after I get someone to work on it for me.
Unless I go for the magic route, but magic invariably comes with some illogical, morality based drawback I'd rather avoid.

[freakystrong]

D --> Do humans not use the same equipment
D --> This conversation is becoming a bit more lewd than I'm comfortable with




D --> But what do humans use

[dialogical]

There's no buckets involved.
Well, not generally.
I'm not against creativity.
Would you like some visual references?

[freakystrong]

D --> That's so perverse
D --> That you have alien filial visual aids
D --> Utterly depraved
D --> Ok

[dialogical]

Yeah.
Fuckin obscene.
Enjoy.


[sends you several files of gay porn.

Dirk's porn that is. In his horrific art style.
It's ok you can still tell what's going on.
Most of it appears to be between a blond dude in pointy glasses and a dark haired green eyed fellow in square glasses...]

[freakystrong]

[That's ... no, wait, what IS that? Are they- ? In the- ?]

D --> Is he using that man as a bucket
D --> Oh my god
D --> Wait
D --> Those are your glasses
D --> Is that you

[dialogical]

My progenitor.
He's also the artist.

[freakystrong]

D --> So he's wearing you
D --> While
D --> Oh my
D --> I really need more towels right this instant

[dialogical]

Are things getting a little messy over there?
Maybe you could use... a bucket.

[freakystrong]

D --> Oh
D --> I
D --> That's FILTHY
D --> Please stop
D --> I don't know if I have a change of clothes here