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[freakystrong]

D --> I am a bit confused as to the purpose of this world
D --> Or even where e%actly it is located
D --> I presume this is another dream bubble, but it seems to be overrun by humans
D --> None of whom appear to be the humans I am semi-familiar with
D --> And I must admit, it angers me to be called fictional
D --> Being dead does not alter the state of one’s realness
D --> Also, what is this sch001feeding the humans are speaking of
D --> I am no wiggler, I do not need to be sch001fed
D --> I am, in fact considerably older than I 100k
D --> Possibly
D --> I would appreciate an e%planation, as I have been forbidden to smash any more things

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[freakystrong]

Yes, the highblood executed me. [hand raises to his throat unconsciously, claws resting there briefly] But I no longer had my dream form to retreat to. So now I am just dead. It really hasn't been too bad, just a little lonely.

[He misses Nepeta a lot. And Aradia, who doesn't seem to want to have much to do with him. And even Gamzee - for all the dude murdered him, he was one of Equius's only friends before the game.]

[fuckincakewake]

Which highblood? There's kinda a couple.

[ Waitress comes back with their milkshakes, unceremoniously take a lip sip of her own. ]

Was it Meenah? The girl fishtroll one. She choked me out once, she's kinda murder happy.

[ Pushes the vanilla milkshake closer to Equius. ]

Here dude, you just drink outta the straw. Go nuts.

[freakystrong]

No, Gamzee Makara. [pauses, then takes the milkshake gingerly, peering at it - it surely does look like thick milk all right. Exciting!]

He did choke me to death, though, with my own bowstring. [Okay, just in case, is not going to hold onto the glass at all, just drink from the straw and-

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, god.

You'll just excuse him while he blisses out, won't you, and makes the most obscene happy groan and then accident cracks the whole counter where he's holding on to it.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Okay, no time to react to how fucked up it is that you got choked out by a dude who's kinda been a joke to Roxy the whole time she's been here because- OH MY GOD.

Oh my god, he moaned and broke the table, that little shit. Well, not little exactly.

Scoots back away from Equius and the now crumbling counter, holding her milkshake protectively close to her chest. ]

Uh, so it's good, right?

[freakystrong]

[You are witnessing a troll who has never allowed himself refined sugar, as he's exposed to his favorite beverage in a sweetened form - it's milk, so it must be healthy, right? SO GOOD.]

Yes. This is- oh my gosh, it's the most delicious thing I have ever tasted. [He opens his eyes then and fixes her with a look of fervent gratitude over the tops of his shades - though doubtless it just looks creepy because of the luminous white ghost eyes.]

Thank you so much.