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[steelweb]

The list of those released is as follows:

Sollux Captor
The Doctor (red shoes and a long coat)
Jade Harley
Erik Lensherr
Sam Winchester

Additionally, stop bringing in extra rabbits to the police station. If you missed the date to turn them in, take it up with the relocated Visitor Center staff at the hospital.

The call for officers is still on-going. If you think you have what it takes to become a police officer in this town, and you're of age, stop by the station and fill out an application. Three officers from the general community have been hired, but we're no where near fully staffed yet. If you're underaged, we can discuss an internship, so keep it in mind.



[Text Message to Jack Harkness//Police station encryption]
Have you made a decision on my offer?

Comments

[callbacks]

cool just checking
did you ever actually go on a date with kaworu because tbh im not sure whats up with him

[fuckincakewake]

actually i heard he didnt like me as much now that i stopped drinkin
which is kinda shitty :/
but i havent really asked tbh
i dunno his deal either maybe thats 2 close 2 say lol
uh oncie isnt............ rite?

[callbacks]

oh yeah no the oncelers definitely into you and not dudes as far as i know
but kaworu actually said that??
jesus fuck
do i need to pop him upside the head

[fuckincakewake]

or i wasnt as interestin
who cares
i mean tbh thats kinsda true in a weird way??
so i aint even mad
cool ur strider jets
and aww yissss hetero oncie
u never can tell w a dude in a vest jsyk
tho i think hes actually into that shy gurl tho that lives across the hall
she tried to bribe me with baked goods once
bitch i already got a janey stepoff

[callbacks]

i dont think i know her
but isnt she with some other dude
the magic one
you know the guy that was offering silencer spells that time we all couldnt stop talking
i see them chatting a lot on the network

[fuckincakewake]

uhhhhh is she with sirius black
pretty sure no fyi
read a book nerd thats fuckin impossible

[callbacks]

what why
is he gay

[fuckincakewake]

okay no to be dirkelyn here but is sexuality really that rigid 4 u?
u just mentioned u know like a dozen dudes who date dudes AND ladies
why would i all of the sudden bust out its impossible 2 date this cooldude bc hes a gaymo
i wouldnt do dirk n his peeps like that
tho that is pretty true for him probably i mean not for lack of me tryin but wait ok gettin sidetracked
bc hes an amazin wizard and shes mousey mc mousketeerskort thats why

[callbacks]

well i dunno maybe he likes that
is he into anyone in the book

[fuckincakewake]

even if i knew that i couldnt fuckin tell u
itd mess with the space time continuum if he saw it
his whole future is decded bc some chick with a wizards fetch read it
no thank u
u wouldnt want that

[callbacks]

haha well i dunno i might
but yeah not everyones as down with the spoilers as i am
maybe ill read them since some free time opened up in my schedule

[fuckincakewake]

how r u gettin free time
i barely have time to do science anymore
did u quit the pizzaplace job
but we got all those sweet free slices
bt u and rosie and dates i was eatin 4 free
dont get cheap on me davey

[callbacks]

what no the pizza place couldnt get rid of me if it took out a hit
do you know how much i make in tips
im going to buy this island
anyway its just with jade gone my weekend slots are a little emptier

[fuckincakewake]

well
ill go on a date w u if u want

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[alwaysimpure]

I don't think you can mess it up more.

[fuckincakewake]

dude
not
chancin it
plus i like barely remember ur books i was drunk as shiiit when i read em

[alwaysimpure]

Right. Then just that:

Sheska's too good for me. Too good for the world, I reckon.

And her baking is brilliant.

[fuckincakewake]

uh huh
but i already have a bffesty who bakes and shares the same shallow datin pool
im not replacin her

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[alwaysimpure]

Excellent question!

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[callbacks]

Oh, hey. 'Sup?

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[alwaysimpure]

I'm just learning about my love-life, mate. What about you?

[fuckincakewake]

he just pussed out of a date w me!

[alwaysimpure]

Can't imagine why.

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[callbacks]

Same, pretty much. Doesn't look like I'm getting a second date.

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[alwaysimpure]

Another thing we have in common then. I never even get a first.