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[notvictorious]

Hey Conrad! Thanks SO MUCH for calling the cops on my girlfriend last night! I know she outweighs you by about 20 pounds (not calling her fat, calling you pitifully skinny) but that was SERIOUSLY the only way you know how to handle a drunk customer? In a bar?? It never occurred to you to call your friend ie me who was there earlier, and could come back and get her if it saved him the bail money of BUSTING HER OUT OF JAIL. What the hell!

Messed up. Maybe I'll take my business to Lau's. Also why do you have so many pinche guys at your bar??




TO: Lydia
SUBJ: Last night

Okay, actually yeah I do wanna say something. That was messed up last night! I don't care if you wanna get faced okay, I'm best friends with Nathan, it's fine.


TO: Lydia
SUBJ: re; Last night

But can you not DITCH ME in a crowded bar to hang out with other guys? That's kind of part of being a girlfriend to somebody, you don't run off with random bros. I wouldn't ditch you for random girls.


TO: Lydia
SUBJ: re; re; Last night

I'm sorry I took off, but you weren't paying attention anyway and I'm kinda pissed you picked that moment after you were in JAIL to say you loved me, cause you shouldn't say it if you don't mean it.


TO: Lydia
SUBJ: re; re; re; Last night

Wait did you just post a video


TO: Lydia
SUBJ: re; re; re; re; Last night

WHAT THE HELL LYDIA

Comments

[reallylovehats]

Whoa.

You're mad.

[notvictorious]

Yeah.

[reallylovehats]

Want me to hit him for you?

[notvictorious]

It wouldn't be a fair fight.

[reallylovehats]

I could just hit him one time! Not even that hard.

[notvictorious]

He's not worth it.

Thanks, though. I'll get you another hat with my next stipend.

[reallylovehats]

Okay.

Wanna come over and play some board games?

[notvictorious]

Sure. I'm gonna beat you though.

[nicevampireguy]

Yeah, I wouldn't hurt a kid.

[notvictorious]

Not how it works with Molly, but good instincts, Count Chocula.