thoughtformed | [ 0011010100110011 ]

Hey Conrad! Thanks SO MUCH for calling the cops on my girlfriend last night! I know she outweighs you by about 20 pounds (not calling her fat, calling you pitifully skinny) but that was SERIOUSLY the only way you know how to handle a drunk customer? In a bar?? It never occurred to you to call your friend ie me who was there earlier, and could come back and get her if it saved him the bail money of BUSTING HER OUT OF JAIL. What the hell!

Messed up. Maybe I'll take my business to Lau's. Also why do you have so many pinche guys at your bar??

TO: Lydia
SUBJ: Last night

Okay, actually yeah I do wanna say something. That was messed up last night! I don't care if you wanna get faced okay, I'm best friends with Nathan, it's fine.

TO: Lydia
SUBJ: re; Last night

But can you not DITCH ME in a crowded bar to hang out with other guys? That's kind of part of being a girlfriend to somebody, you don't run off with random bros. I wouldn't ditch you for random girls.

TO: Lydia
SUBJ: re; re; Last night

I'm sorry I took off, but you weren't paying attention anyway and I'm kinda pissed you picked that moment after you were in JAIL to say you loved me, cause you shouldn't say it if you don't mean it.

TO: Lydia
SUBJ: re; re; re; Last night

Wait did you just post a video

TO: Lydia
SUBJ: re; re; re; re; Last night

WHAT THE HELL LYDIA

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I TAKE ONE FUCKING NIGHT OFF

WHAT THE SHIT CONRAD

I KNOW.

Only had the balls to pull a stunt like that while I was gone, CLASS ACT CONRAD

I have now officially bailed two people out of New Moore prisons. Maybe I should get one of those cards they can stamp. 10th bailout is free.

(no subject)

reanimated - 2013-06-30 07:01 (UTC) - Expand

reanimated - 2013-06-30 07:03 (UTC) - Expand

reanimated - 2013-06-30 07:04 (UTC) - Expand

notvictorious - 2013-06-30 07:06 (UTC) - Expand

reanimated - 2013-06-30 07:08 (UTC) - Expand

notvictorious - 2013-06-30 07:17 (UTC) - Expand

reanimated - 2013-06-30 07:19 (UTC) - Expand

notvictorious - 2013-06-30 07:26 (UTC) - Expand

reanimated - 2013-06-30 07:26 (UTC) - Expand

YOU NEVER ARREST DRUNK GIRLS

THEY ARE GOD'S GIFT TO ME

An unruly customer is still an unruly customer.

Oh Jesus. IT'S A BAR, CONRAD! IT'S FULL OF PISS DRUNK SADSACKS! Define unruly. What was she doing, taking her top off and dancing on tables? Cos where I'm from we don't call that unruly, we call it a FUCKING BLESSING

You are a disgusting human being.

notvictorious - 2013-07-03 01:55 (UTC) - Expand

nicevampireguy - 2013-07-03 02:30 (UTC) - Expand

reanimated - 2013-07-03 22:38 (UTC) - Expand

reanimated - 2013-07-03 22:39 (UTC) - Expand

nicevampireguy - 2013-07-04 21:36 (UTC) - Expand

reanimated - 2013-07-06 00:17 (UTC) - Expand

nicevampireguy - 2013-07-06 01:56 (UTC) - Expand

reanimated - 2013-07-06 01:58 (UTC) - Expand

nicevampireguy - 2013-07-06 12:56 (UTC) - Expand

And who's the pendejo that should've cut her off?

She looked fine! And then, suddenly, very very not fine.

notvictorious - 2013-07-03 01:53 (UTC) - Expand

notvictorious - 2013-07-03 02:33 (UTC) - Expand

She wouldn't have learned her lesson if I'd let you take care of her.

And maybe YOU shouldn't leave your girlfriend ALONE and DRUNK OUT OF HER MIND at a bar, HUH? EVER THINK OF THAT?!

You're a BARTENDER! Not her dad, genius! You don't "teach lessons," you serve alcohol!

Hey, I look after my clientele.

Right? Who will look after the drunk jock guys! They need the most protection.

I love u. I totes mean it for realsies :( when u ignore me it makes me think you hate me. r we over? :'(

No. And I wasn't ignoring you, I just didn't want to talk about it. I wouldn't have bailed you out if I wanted to break up. It just was a hell of a time for you to say it.