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[notvictorious]

Hey Conrad! Thanks SO MUCH for calling the cops on my girlfriend last night! I know she outweighs you by about 20 pounds (not calling her fat, calling you pitifully skinny) but that was SERIOUSLY the only way you know how to handle a drunk customer? In a bar?? It never occurred to you to call your friend ie me who was there earlier, and could come back and get her if it saved him the bail money of BUSTING HER OUT OF JAIL. What the hell!

Messed up. Maybe I'll take my business to Lau's. Also why do you have so many pinche guys at your bar??




TO: Lydia
SUBJ: Last night

Okay, actually yeah I do wanna say something. That was messed up last night! I don't care if you wanna get faced okay, I'm best friends with Nathan, it's fine.


TO: Lydia
SUBJ: re; Last night

But can you not DITCH ME in a crowded bar to hang out with other guys? That's kind of part of being a girlfriend to somebody, you don't run off with random bros. I wouldn't ditch you for random girls.


TO: Lydia
SUBJ: re; re; Last night

I'm sorry I took off, but you weren't paying attention anyway and I'm kinda pissed you picked that moment after you were in JAIL to say you loved me, cause you shouldn't say it if you don't mean it.


TO: Lydia
SUBJ: re; re; re; Last night

Wait did you just post a video


TO: Lydia
SUBJ: re; re; re; re; Last night

WHAT THE HELL LYDIA

Comments

[hypertoxic]

Wow.

[notvictorious]

You know it's serious when I say I'd rather go to Lau's.

[hypertoxic]

Hey, we cater to all kinds!
:::;)
8ut that is not what I was commenting on.
What is the phrase humans use? Something a8out laundry.

[notvictorious]

I know, except my post was about Conrad's shitty bar practices.

[hypertoxic]

So it just happened to occur at roughly the same time as Lydia 8itching a8out how terri8le you are?

[notvictorious]

Weirdly, yeah. I was texting her when she posted that. It wasn't planned or anything.

[hypertoxic]

W8. It was actually an accident? Haha. Talk a8out a 8ad 8r8k.

[notvictorious]

That's my life.

[hypertoxic]

Hahahaha. Too 8ad, so sad!
So does that mean this is the end of the two of you spouting your personal 8ullshit all over the network?

[reanimated]

Let me answer that for him: no, absolutely not, never.

[hypertoxic]

I can't decide if I'm vaguely disgusted, or 8ored enough to 8r8k out the popcorn.