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[ohmycod]

[ You see one MEENAH PEIXES performing the ever so rare Troll act of USING VIDEO COMMUNICATION. Of course the video starts with her holding the phone at an odd angle to show herself while making a fish face. OF COURSE. She looks pretty pleased with herself, ignoring the fact she is almost perpetually pleased with herself. ]

Sup, N.M? Got somefin to show you, so you all betta be sitting your basses down tight for this. Got me? Sit down! That's the last warnin' you're gonna get and I'm not in any way liable for any casualties resulting from the upcoming awesome.

[ She flips the video around and a red-and-white themed building comes into view. The building appears to be in perfect, clean condition. The large windows in the front seemed to have a range of baked goods behind them and the the logo right above the door was impossible to miss. ]

Now that I've blown your thinkpans, go ahead and get off the floor, put your pants back on, and get out your cash. B.C. is open for business.

...And on a related note, anymoby want a job at a bakery? Qualifications must include not sucking and listening to me.

private to roxy
TO: Roxy
SUBJ: aboat goin crazy and evil and breakin your arm and tossin you off a building

sorry

private to vriska
TO: Vriska
SUBJ: sup????????

uh hey serket
just wanted to like
uh yknow
apologize for makin birds shit on you

Comments

[ohmycod]

...Hehe! You betta hurry up. I got somefin here you might want, but take too long and I might just take it myshellf.

[ohmycod]

So. An amateur, huh?

[hypertoxic]

Meenah.

private text

[ohmycod]

waterever you say serket











38*

[ohmycod]

A'ight, okay! I ain't gonna use it for no ring tone.

Gonna keep it, though.

[hypertoxic]

Fine, fiiiiiiiine. Hold onto your bass, I'll be right there.

[ Text Message: meens ]

[fuckincakewake]

meenaaaaaa
thats normal 4 humans
a majority of the ppl on the island r prob just like that
humans only date 1 person at a time
and usually not ones they hate
and usually ppl of the other gender
but its cool if its same
no judgin

[ohmycod]

I'll hold onto my bass for eight seconds. That's all you get.

[fuckincakewake]

miss serket if u nastay
sup?

[hypertoxic]

Bluh. Fine. Have it your way. But if I ever hear you use it, you know the consequences!

roxy your arm is fine, stop hamming

[fuckincakewake]

ok we will fnd somethin good
u can put it on tho cuz i cant reach so good

[fuckincakewake]

no its against human labor laws

[ Text Message: meens ]

[ohmycod]

sea like i said
weird bass aliens makin things all nonsensical
its like youre makin up for havin only one quadrant by slapping on all these rules
whatevs
probubbly for the best
datin half the population of the island is hard enough doubt you could handle the W)(OL---E thing

[thneed]

You could always use your other arm.
But I got it. No problem!

Did you want to come celebrate with Meenah and I after?

[ohmycod]

Yeah, yeah, you ain't gonna hea--

[ IT GOES OFF. ]

...Uh. Doesn't count. That one doesn't count.

[ Text Message: meens ]

[fuckincakewake]

yea i already got ppls opinions of my datin
apparently eve if u only have one quad ppl can still shame it so whatever
non dates r more fun anyway

[ Text Message: meens ]

[ohmycod]

wait wut
were people seariously hatin on you for your datin
i was just yknow givin you a hard time

[thneed]

Really? I've been doing it this entire time.

[chosenthird]

Ah, no, it wasn't that!

So you... uh, slept with her so she wouldn't sleep with me...?

[chosenthird]

I guess so... I've never really done it professionally or anything.

[fuckincakewake]

u better stop
they will send u to human jail

[ Text Message: meens ]

[fuckincakewake]

nbd nbd
i know ur hate is just posin
we kewl :3

[fuckincakewake]

ummmm what r u guys doin?

[ohmycod]

So, you want a job or are you gonna be cute and insecure all day?

[ Text Message: meens ]

[ohmycod]

oh nuh uh
who was it
i hear anybody doin that sorta shit boat you im gonna give em a face full of fork