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thoughtformed2013-07-01 06:49 pm
ohmycod) wrote in thoughtformed2013-07-01 06:49 pm
video & action;
[ You see one MEENAH PEIXES performing the ever so rare Troll act of USING VIDEO COMMUNICATION. Of course the video starts with her holding the phone at an odd angle to show herself while making a fish face. OF COURSE. She looks pretty pleased with herself, ignoring the fact she is almost perpetually pleased with herself. ]
Sup, N.M? Got somefin to show you, so you all betta be sitting your basses down tight for this. Got me? Sit down! That's the last warnin' you're gonna get and I'm not in any way liable for any casualties resulting from the upcoming awesome.
[ She flips the video around and a red-and-white themed building comes into view. The building appears to be in perfect, clean condition. The large windows in the front seemed to have a range of baked goods behind them and the the logo right above the door was impossible to miss. ]
Now that I've blown your thinkpans, go ahead and get off the floor, put your pants back on, and get out your cash. B.C. is open for business.
...And on a related note, anymoby want a job at a bakery? Qualifications must include not sucking and listening to me.
private to roxy
TO: Roxy
SUBJ: aboat goin crazy and evil and breakin your arm and tossin you off a building
sorry
private to vriska
TO: Vriska
SUBJ: sup????????
uh hey serket
just wanted to like
uh yknow
apologize for makin birds shit on you
Sup, N.M? Got somefin to show you, so you all betta be sitting your basses down tight for this. Got me? Sit down! That's the last warnin' you're gonna get and I'm not in any way liable for any casualties resulting from the upcoming awesome.
[ She flips the video around and a red-and-white themed building comes into view. The building appears to be in perfect, clean condition. The large windows in the front seemed to have a range of baked goods behind them and the the logo right above the door was impossible to miss. ]
Now that I've blown your thinkpans, go ahead and get off the floor, put your pants back on, and get out your cash. B.C. is open for business.
...And on a related note, anymoby want a job at a bakery? Qualifications must include not sucking and listening to me.
private to roxy
TO: Roxy
SUBJ: aboat goin crazy and evil and breakin your arm and tossin you off a building
sorry
private to vriska
TO: Vriska
SUBJ: sup????????
uh hey serket
just wanted to like
uh yknow
apologize for makin birds shit on you
[ Text Message: meens ]
totally stupid tho
you were 20000 leagues outta your league there pinky
but thanks
kinda thought thatd be the final straw tho
is it efin possibubble for somebody to get you to hate em?
[ Text Message: meens ]
probubbly
i mean i hate her and calliopes bro
but otherwise im pretty cool 2 neutral on peeps
[ Text Message: meens ]
straight up freak
aint healthy not hatin people you betta get that checked out
[ Text Message: meens ]
hate somebody so bad u wanna smooooochhh them
all nite loooongggggg
[ Text Message: meens ]
not like i go round hatin everybody and mackin on them
i just hate most people platonically
sides pretty sure you got my hate dates beat with your like dates
so you aint one to talk pinky
Re: [ Text Message: meens ]
also theyre not dates nemore
its just hangin out w most of em
no pressure
i just have lots of dude pals
[ Text Message: meens ]
or ill start shamin your weird dude fetish
weird aliens
[ Text Message: meens ]
m feels r relevant and u need to respect
a fineass dude ass
[ Text Message: meens ]
but youre all straight up obsessed with dudes
your dude addicted
dude fetish pinky
[ Text Message: meens ]
thats normal 4 humans
a majority of the ppl on the island r prob just like that
humans only date 1 person at a time
and usually not ones they hate
and usually ppl of the other gender
but its cool if its same
no judgin
[ Text Message: meens ]
weird bass aliens makin things all nonsensical
its like youre makin up for havin only one quadrant by slapping on all these rules
whatevs
probubbly for the best
datin half the population of the island is hard enough doubt you could handle the W)(OL---E thing
[ Text Message: meens ]
apparently eve if u only have one quad ppl can still shame it so whatever
non dates r more fun anyway
[ Text Message: meens ]
were people seariously hatin on you for your datin
i was just yknow givin you a hard time
[ Text Message: meens ]
i know ur hate is just posin
we kewl :3
[ Text Message: meens ]
who was it
i hear anybody doin that sorta shit boat you im gonna give em a face full of fork
[ Text Message: meens ]
that sounds downrite pale
clutches my pearls
collapses onto the faintin couch
carried up the stairs n away by troll rhett butler
[ Text Message: meens ]
you aint gonna go makin this all weird pinky
im just sayin that shit aint cool
youre some permanice freak you shouldnt get gettin hated on for that shit
sides i know a maryam thatd do worse than i could if she heard that
pale my bass
probubbly dont efin know what that efin means