video & action;

[ohmycod]

[ You see one MEENAH PEIXES performing the ever so rare Troll act of USING VIDEO COMMUNICATION. Of course the video starts with her holding the phone at an odd angle to show herself while making a fish face. OF COURSE. She looks pretty pleased with herself, ignoring the fact she is almost perpetually pleased with herself. ]

Sup, N.M? Got somefin to show you, so you all betta be sitting your basses down tight for this. Got me? Sit down! That's the last warnin' you're gonna get and I'm not in any way liable for any casualties resulting from the upcoming awesome.

[ She flips the video around and a red-and-white themed building comes into view. The building appears to be in perfect, clean condition. The large windows in the front seemed to have a range of baked goods behind them and the the logo right above the door was impossible to miss. ]

Now that I've blown your thinkpans, go ahead and get off the floor, put your pants back on, and get out your cash. B.C. is open for business.

...And on a related note, anymoby want a job at a bakery? Qualifications must include not sucking and listening to me.

private to roxy
TO: Roxy
SUBJ: aboat goin crazy and evil and breakin your arm and tossin you off a building

sorry

private to vriska
TO: Vriska
SUBJ: sup????????

uh hey serket
just wanted to like
uh yknow
apologize for makin birds shit on you

Comments

[ohmycod]

Conchfidence is good, but put your money where your mouth is. Or food in this case.

And...my mouth in this case, I guess. What I'm saying is hurry up and make somefin and I'll try it out.

[twicecharmed]

Right. I'll be there soon.

[ohmycod]

Welp, ok. I ain't goin' no where, but I do got loads of shit to do.

[ ACTION ]

[twicecharmed]

[ knock knock ]

Hello? Anyone there?

[ ACTION ]

[ohmycod]

[ Some mild muffled cursing and glubbing. ]

COD IT'S UNLOCKED COME IN.

[ And when she does, Meenah will be there in all her vicious troll glory wearing a frilly apron. ]

Re: [ ACTION ]

[twicecharmed]

Oookay. I don't know what I was expecting.

So! What do you need me to do?

[ ACTION ]

[ohmycod]

I thought it was obvs. Make somefin, don't suck a it, and if I don't barf I'll conchsider givin' you a position.

Re: [ ACTION ]

[twicecharmed]

Fine.

[ heading into the kitchen to work ]

[ ACTION ]

[ohmycod]

An' don't make a mess! Place be new and shit.

[ She is probably going to just sit out front and take a break until Miss Whatshernam Human is done. ]

Re: [ ACTION ]

[twicecharmed]

[ AFTER SOME TIME ]

Okay, who's up for double layered chocolate cake!

[ True to her word, it looks and tastes good ]

[ ACTION ]

[ohmycod]

[ She takes a few bites. But she is a scrutinous judge. She is Betty Crocker herself, after all. ]

A'ight. Adequate. You got a job.

Re: [ ACTION ]

[twicecharmed]

Excellent.

[ ACTION ]

[ohmycod]

So, what the heck's your name? Guess I should probubbly know that.

Re: [ ACTION ]

[twicecharmed]

It's Piper. Piper Halliwell.

[ ACTION ]

[ohmycod]

Seariously?! PIPER? Yes!

Re: [ ACTION ]

[twicecharmed]

Yeeees?

Re: [ ACTION ]

[ohmycod]

Pipers are a kind of fish! Me saying your name is a perchpetual fishpun! Score!

Re: [ ACTION ]

[twicecharmed]

That's lovely. I've always wanted to be a pun.

Re: [ ACTION ]

[ohmycod]

You're welcome. Almost too easy for my taste, but I ain't gonna complain.

Re: [ ACTION ]

[twicecharmed]

I see.