video & action;

[ohmycod]

[ You see one MEENAH PEIXES performing the ever so rare Troll act of USING VIDEO COMMUNICATION. Of course the video starts with her holding the phone at an odd angle to show herself while making a fish face. OF COURSE. She looks pretty pleased with herself, ignoring the fact she is almost perpetually pleased with herself. ]

Sup, N.M? Got somefin to show you, so you all betta be sitting your basses down tight for this. Got me? Sit down! That's the last warnin' you're gonna get and I'm not in any way liable for any casualties resulting from the upcoming awesome.

[ She flips the video around and a red-and-white themed building comes into view. The building appears to be in perfect, clean condition. The large windows in the front seemed to have a range of baked goods behind them and the the logo right above the door was impossible to miss. ]

Now that I've blown your thinkpans, go ahead and get off the floor, put your pants back on, and get out your cash. B.C. is open for business.

...And on a related note, anymoby want a job at a bakery? Qualifications must include not sucking and listening to me.

private to roxy
TO: Roxy
SUBJ: aboat goin crazy and evil and breakin your arm and tossin you off a building

sorry

private to vriska
TO: Vriska
SUBJ: sup????????

uh hey serket
just wanted to like
uh yknow
apologize for makin birds shit on you

Comments

[breadtrauma]

I could probably qualify.

[notdogmatic]

Unfortunately, I am already employed.

Also, I am unfamiliar with certain areas of troll customs.

Would it be appropriate or expected for me to send you flowers?

[ohmycod]

[ She is regretting doing video. Why did she have to want to show off her store so badly? Now everyone can see her blushing. ]

No! No flowers. Nothing. Don't need anyfin.

[ohmycod]

[ INSPECTS VIDEO CLOSELY. ]

Look kinda nerdy. What can you do?

[notdogmatic]

All right.

It was very educational.

[ohmycod]

It didn't happen. Got it?

1/2

[notdogmatic]

It -

[notdogmatic]

Ah. I see.

I won't discuss it further.

[breadtrauma]

I can...bake?

private text

[hypertoxic]

Haha.
8elieve it or not, you don't need to apologize to me, Meenah.
You weren't exactly in your right mind!
It is not a 8ig deal.
Even if it was really gross. ::::\

[hypertoxic]

What was educational?

[ ALL UP IN THIS BUSINESS, WHAT WHAT. ]

[notdogmatic]

My liaison with Vice Principal Peixes.

[notdogmatic]

Which didn't happen.

1/2

[hypertoxic]

[hypertoxic]

Your what.

private text

[ohmycod]

it wouldve been coddamn hilarious if i werent you know
like crazy empress evil and shit
you seem to be takin it ok
are we ok

[notdogmatic]

"Liaison" is a polite euphemism for "sexual encounter."

Is troll idiom different?

private text

[hypertoxic]

That has to 8e the lamest question you've ever asked me!
8ut I will indulge it just this once.
Yes. We are ok.

1/UM

[hypertoxic]

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[hypertoxic]

[ oh my god ]

[hypertoxic]

[ Did that - ]

[hypertoxic]

[ yeah that totally happened, didn't it. ]

[hypertoxic]

[ ... ]

DONE SORRY

[hypertoxic]

No.

Also? Gross.

NO PROBLEM it gave me time to catch up on some other tags :-P

[notdogmatic]

That is a descriptor with several definitions.