happy newmooreiversary to me

[callbacks]

hags
tg (dave strider)

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TO: cool souji
SUBJ: when you get home

yo check the fridge

Comments

Re: NO FUCK TITLES.

[thneed]

Fish are definitely not business. I'm not really sure my hobby is fish... I just kind of rhyme fish. Is rhyming a hobby? That's more a fun formal speech thing.

Fish isn't a hobby. Snails might be. 'Cause I collect their shells... Oh that's two. See? Hobbies.

[ihateyouetc]

HEY, THIS IS KIND OF A BREAK FROM EVERYTHING ELSE WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT
EXCEPT NOT IN THE CASE WHERE IT'S ABOUT FISH AGAIN
BUT DO THE FISH HAVE NAMES.

[thneed]

Uh. Norval does?

If the rest of them do, I didn't learn them. I just kinda addressed them as 'fish.' They probably don't. I tried to give them names once but they never answered to them like the barbaloots or swans would.

[ihateyouetc]

JUST TO BE CLEAR HERE
IF I'M READING YOU CORRECTLY
THEY PROBABLY DON'T HAVE NAMES
OR IF THEY DO THEY'RE IN SOME FISHY LANGUAGE NO ONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS
AND YOU CALLED THEM ALL BY "FISH"?

[thneed]

Their names could've been in hums...

But yeah. That's it. I called them fish.

[ihateyouetc]

DID YOU HAVE ANY PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH THEM.

[thneed]

How personal can you get with fish?

[ihateyouetc]

THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO FIND OUT!

[thneed]

I guess as close as you can get with like... a dog.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW HE'S THINKING ABOUT JADE RIGHT NOW.

[ihateyouetc]

HOW CLOSE CAN YOU GET WITH A HUMAN DOG.

AW.

[thneed]

Some people consider dogs closer to them than they are with other people...
So I guess really close.

[thneed]

But maybe not as close to a fish as a dog because there's the restrictions put in place by the fish needing to be in the water.

Though my fish didn't seem to need it half the time. They walked around on their fins.

DAMMIT WRONG ONE. FUCK YOU GMAIL. I EVEN SAW THIS SECOND COMMENT.

[ihateyouetc]

OK SO ON THIS SCALE WHERE WOULD YOU RANK YOURSELF

[thneed]

Um.

[thneed]

...

[thneed]

What?

[thneed]

I don't know what to make of this thing. I like that fish's hat?

[thneed]

Where did you even find a dog shark?

[thneed]

Okay. Hold on. I'm-

[thneed]

What?

[thneed]

...

/done.

[thneed]

"Fish are pretty cool I guess we hang out sometimes."

1/3

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH I GUESS I CAN SEE HOW THE SCALE WAS CONFUSING
NEXT TIME I'LL NUMBER THE LITTLE LINE DEALIES

THE DIFFERENCE IS VERY DISTINCT YOU SEE.

[ihateyouetc]

I DIDN'T "FIND" THE "DOG" "SHARK"
I HAD IT SAVED

[ohmycod]

what the fuck man fish where "it" is at