[Audio]

[sincenewyork]

[The first sound is of someone clearing his throat -- and it comes from every smartphone on the island as they all switch on.]

Mass broadcast function, okay, here goes. Good phone design, by the way, very intuitive. Especially the overrides.

[The volume scales up for a moment, until it echoes off building faces.]

If I could have everybody's attention for just a minute -

[Volume back to normal.]

Why is there a big building in the middle of town with my name on it? Usually I sign papers for those. Maybe draw up plans... the point is, I should have heard about it, and I didn't. Where am I now, Hong Kong? This looks like Lantau Island. Lantau Island? Everybody from Lantau Island, hands in the air.

Okay, now put your hands down and let me know where I am. I can't see you, I'm broadcasting.

Comments

[sincenewyork]

I don't mean to contradict you, Robin Hood, but New Moore is a sandbar. It's not big enough to hold a decent beach party on.

[bowsbeforehoes]

No. We're in the "real world." [Yes, he just used air quotes.] Which means the New Moore we've heard about? Is this place. And everything is off brand and named weird.

[sincenewyork]

Right.

Have you been poked with any sharp objects lately?

[bowsbeforehoes]

Loki just got here. No brainwashing either. So no, no sharp objects.

[sincenewyork]

All right, play that back for me, this time with help files.

[Private]

[sincenewyork]

Starting with an explanation for the thread immediately below this one.

[Private]

[bowsbeforehoes]

You mean Coulson?

[Private]

[bowsbeforehoes]

Yeah, about that. This place is weird. Pulls people in before they die and shit.