[Audio]

[sincenewyork]

[The first sound is of someone clearing his throat -- and it comes from every smartphone on the island as they all switch on.]

Mass broadcast function, okay, here goes. Good phone design, by the way, very intuitive. Especially the overrides.

[The volume scales up for a moment, until it echoes off building faces.]

If I could have everybody's attention for just a minute -

[Volume back to normal.]

Why is there a big building in the middle of town with my name on it? Usually I sign papers for those. Maybe draw up plans... the point is, I should have heard about it, and I didn't. Where am I now, Hong Kong? This looks like Lantau Island. Lantau Island? Everybody from Lantau Island, hands in the air.

Okay, now put your hands down and let me know where I am. I can't see you, I'm broadcasting.

Comments

[captainkink]

That's Stark?

[hypertoxic]

The one and only.
Well. May8e not only, with all the dou8les showing up l8ly. Lol.
8ut he's the one we care a8out!

[captainkink]

Think he can still be useful?

[SUDDENLY PRIVATE]

[hypertoxic]

Maaaaaaaay8e.
If we do this right!
As much as I h8 to say it, we will need to ingrati8 ourselves to him.
At least to guarantee access that isn't criminal. :::;)

Re: [SUDDENLY PRIVATE]

[captainkink]

Sounds like fun. So do we corner him? I can introduce myself later. He doesn't look like the guy who responds well to authority.

[sincenewyork]

That's right. Tony to my friends. You can stick to Stark for now. Who are you again?

[captainkink]

James T. Kirk. Captain of the U.S.S Enterprise.

[sincenewyork]

No way.

Got a tricorder on you?

[captainkink]

Yep.

[sincenewyork]

Can I borrow it?

[captainkink]

Sure, on the condition I work with you.

[sincenewyork]

Captain, you've got yourself a deal.

[captainkink]

Awesome.

[sincenewyork]

Totally.

[captainkink]

Where can we meet?