[Audio]

[sincenewyork]

[The first sound is of someone clearing his throat -- and it comes from every smartphone on the island as they all switch on.]

Mass broadcast function, okay, here goes. Good phone design, by the way, very intuitive. Especially the overrides.

[The volume scales up for a moment, until it echoes off building faces.]

If I could have everybody's attention for just a minute -

[Volume back to normal.]

Why is there a big building in the middle of town with my name on it? Usually I sign papers for those. Maybe draw up plans... the point is, I should have heard about it, and I didn't. Where am I now, Hong Kong? This looks like Lantau Island. Lantau Island? Everybody from Lantau Island, hands in the air.

Okay, now put your hands down and let me know where I am. I can't see you, I'm broadcasting.

Comments

[notvictorious]

What do I even say here??

[badnewsboy]

Take the coin and run!

[notvictorious]

Thanks for your help Loki, which, as usual, is not helpful.

[badnewsboy]

It's a good plan. You don't get shown on the information superhighway and receive coin for your troubles.

[notvictorious]

And then have Iron Man after me. Which I've done before and it's unfun personified.

[badnewsboy]

Nonsense! Running is loads of fun. It makes one very spry. You could use some spryness in your step.

[notvictorious]

Actually I know a couple things about running.