[Audio]

[sincenewyork]

[The first sound is of someone clearing his throat -- and it comes from every smartphone on the island as they all switch on.]

Mass broadcast function, okay, here goes. Good phone design, by the way, very intuitive. Especially the overrides.

[The volume scales up for a moment, until it echoes off building faces.]

If I could have everybody's attention for just a minute -

[Volume back to normal.]

Why is there a big building in the middle of town with my name on it? Usually I sign papers for those. Maybe draw up plans... the point is, I should have heard about it, and I didn't. Where am I now, Hong Kong? This looks like Lantau Island. Lantau Island? Everybody from Lantau Island, hands in the air.

Okay, now put your hands down and let me know where I am. I can't see you, I'm broadcasting.

Comments

[Video] the funny thing is it's actually just tony being a dick

[sincenewyork]

Don't know how to break it to you, but after New York, we more or less went our separate ways. You telling me there's a class reunion?

[Video->Action]

[tookthename]

Clint and Coulson told me about New York and trust me-

[Hey there Tony. There's a Carol landing in front of you now. Her mask retracts as she saunters up to him. She knows from experience that with a Stark first impressions go pretty far.]

you have a lot more to worry about than the Chitauri.

[Action]

[sincenewyork]

No, Nick Fury has more to worry about. I am a captain of industry. Unless you're predicting a stock market crash, I'm fine.

[His body language is instantly tense and defensive in a way that probably seems fairly atypical of Tony Stark.]

[Action]

[tookthename]

Yeah, just keep telling yourself that.

Don't look so tense. Nothing like that's going to happen here. I hope. [She mutters angrily] Damn, probably just jinxed it...

So, you get here through this hospital?

[Action]

[sincenewyork]

I'm not big on hospitals. No. I showed up on the main drag, middle of the street. Nice downhill view of my building. Normally, I'd say, a great way to say hello.