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thoughtformed2013-07-11 11:00 pm
sincenewyork) wrote in thoughtformed2013-07-11 11:00 pm
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[The first sound is of someone clearing his throat -- and it comes from every smartphone on the island as they all switch on.]
Mass broadcast function, okay, here goes. Good phone design, by the way, very intuitive. Especially the overrides.
[The volume scales up for a moment, until it echoes off building faces.]
If I could have everybody's attention for just a minute -
[Volume back to normal.]
Why is there a big building in the middle of town with my name on it? Usually I sign papers for those. Maybe draw up plans... the point is, I should have heard about it, and I didn't. Where am I now, Hong Kong? This looks like Lantau Island. Lantau Island? Everybody from Lantau Island, hands in the air.
Okay, now put your hands down and let me know where I am. I can't see you, I'm broadcasting.
Mass broadcast function, okay, here goes. Good phone design, by the way, very intuitive. Especially the overrides.
[The volume scales up for a moment, until it echoes off building faces.]
If I could have everybody's attention for just a minute -
[Volume back to normal.]
Why is there a big building in the middle of town with my name on it? Usually I sign papers for those. Maybe draw up plans... the point is, I should have heard about it, and I didn't. Where am I now, Hong Kong? This looks like Lantau Island. Lantau Island? Everybody from Lantau Island, hands in the air.
Okay, now put your hands down and let me know where I am. I can't see you, I'm broadcasting.
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