[Audio]

[sincenewyork]

[The first sound is of someone clearing his throat -- and it comes from every smartphone on the island as they all switch on.]

Mass broadcast function, okay, here goes. Good phone design, by the way, very intuitive. Especially the overrides.

[The volume scales up for a moment, until it echoes off building faces.]

If I could have everybody's attention for just a minute -

[Volume back to normal.]

Why is there a big building in the middle of town with my name on it? Usually I sign papers for those. Maybe draw up plans... the point is, I should have heard about it, and I didn't. Where am I now, Hong Kong? This looks like Lantau Island. Lantau Island? Everybody from Lantau Island, hands in the air.

Okay, now put your hands down and let me know where I am. I can't see you, I'm broadcasting.

Comments

[swordhappy]

You are still bad at shutting up, I see. You should remember me, but I did not hold out much hope that you might. That has been known to happen frequently here. And if I must say this before you can make any more insinuations- there is nothing of that sort to remember, in any universe, and if you make me repeat this I will do so without any sort of forbearance or patience next time.

[sincenewyork]

Without any forbearance. Got it.