[video]

[worldwarnick]

[video starts to the sight of nick miller from the streets of chicago, and a bottle of beer in his hand. have fun]

So wait, wait, are you telling me that everything, EVERYTHING in my life UP TO NOW has been fake? Everything???

Oh, so someone decided it would be SO MUCH FUN for me to just go through law school and then just DROP OFF, LIKE THAT, and waste HALF MY LIFE? Or that it would be GREAT for me to just make terrible life decisions and STILL HAVE THREE ROOMMATES WHEN I'M THIRTY? AND THEN JUST RANDOMLY DECIDE TO TELL ME 'OH, BY THE WAY, THIS IS JUST SOME WEIRD JOKE ON YOU, YOU'RE NOT REAL'.

THIS ISN'T FREAKING COOL, MAN!! IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF THAT!

[drinks the rest of his beer and reaches for another one. is that advisable? who knows]

You know what, no, it is cool, it's the freaking coolest. That means that my failure of a life is not my fault! It's just some godly dude with some twisted sense of humor making fun of me. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, JACKASS!

[drinks some more and... suddenly looks surprised]

Wait, if everybody from EVERYTHING is here, what does that mean for Z for Zombie? Are there zombies here? Wait, IS THERE A ZOMBIE IN THIS HOTEL? Did I also mess with some poor dude's life? AM I A GOD?

Comments

[unmasking]

[Wow, that would be irritating if you weren't clearly a grown man doing that.]


Soooo what is it about?

[worldwarnick]

[he would only be slightly more mature if he wasn't drunk]

Alright there's this girl, right? And she ends up meeting this mysterious, cool guy who has this secret. And he seems to be really into her and then she eventually finds out he's a ZOMBIE!!! There's also this other guy who's into her and it's a triangle - triangles are great, right? - and there's also a zombie council.

[unmasking]

How do zombies council?

[worldwarnick]

You know, they get together and there's a leader zombie, and they talk about stuff that could harm the zombie community, like headshots and crossbows and dogs.

[unmasking]

Is it all ... enunciated grunts or do they actually speak? Like crossbooooowss groooooan or are they well-spoken zombies? I need to know how much suspension of belief is going into this.

[worldwarnick]

No, no, they speak, they have very profound discussions! But the Elder doesn't, because he's been a zombie for SO LONG that his throat and vocal chords are all disintegrated! So he just makes hand movements.

[unmasking]

Do they have to re-elect new zombies as the older ones start to recompose? How old is the Elder, anyway? Like really old or what?

How long does it take a zombie to decompose?

Do they eat brains or do they not require sustenance?

[worldwarnick]

... I don't know dude I haven't thought that far ahead.

But really, REALLY old. Like, THOUSANDS of years!! And duh of course they eat brains, what else would they eat?

[unmasking]

You're supposed to think that far ahead!