[video]

[worldwarnick]

[video starts to the sight of nick miller from the streets of chicago, and a bottle of beer in his hand. have fun]

So wait, wait, are you telling me that everything, EVERYTHING in my life UP TO NOW has been fake? Everything???

Oh, so someone decided it would be SO MUCH FUN for me to just go through law school and then just DROP OFF, LIKE THAT, and waste HALF MY LIFE? Or that it would be GREAT for me to just make terrible life decisions and STILL HAVE THREE ROOMMATES WHEN I'M THIRTY? AND THEN JUST RANDOMLY DECIDE TO TELL ME 'OH, BY THE WAY, THIS IS JUST SOME WEIRD JOKE ON YOU, YOU'RE NOT REAL'.

THIS ISN'T FREAKING COOL, MAN!! IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF THAT!

[drinks the rest of his beer and reaches for another one. is that advisable? who knows]

You know what, no, it is cool, it's the freaking coolest. That means that my failure of a life is not my fault! It's just some godly dude with some twisted sense of humor making fun of me. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, JACKASS!

[drinks some more and... suddenly looks surprised]

Wait, if everybody from EVERYTHING is here, what does that mean for Z for Zombie? Are there zombies here? Wait, IS THERE A ZOMBIE IN THIS HOTEL? Did I also mess with some poor dude's life? AM I A GOD?

Comments

[badnewsboy]

Come Kate, think of the horrendous neck accessories that he could be wearing.

[hawkingbird]

... That's not the point. He's clearly traumatized by his arrival!

[badnewsboy]

Er, are you sure? I think that may just be his face.

[hawkingbird]

Loki!! Be serious.

[badnewsboy]

I am super serious! Look at his over-exaggerated frown-type expression, he's a picture of the Midgardian saying "your face will stick as such."

[hawkingbird]

... Okay, I can't argue that point. But really, I think he is traumatized.