i heard someone say we were talking about it!

[riseup]

hey dave and karkat, what is it like to get kissed by a ghost?

also, rose.
just double checking.
how many legs do you have right now?

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[callbacks]

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[roseate]

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[callbacks]

what are all these dots for...........................................................................................................................

[roseate]

I'm being nice by refraining from saying what I want to say and instead conveying the general idea through a series of ellipses.

[callbacks]

ok
well
thanks
keep being nice everyone likes nice people

[roseate]

Still...
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A ghost? Come on.

[hypertoxic]

What's that supposed to mean?

[roseate]

Before I answer that I need to know if you are familiar with the movie Ghost with Patrick Swayze.

[hypertoxic]

........
I mean, I am vaguely aware of who Troll Patrick Swayze is.
8ut movies for girls were always more Karkat's hilarious, terri8le thing than mine, so no!

[roseate]

All right.
I wouldn't worry about it then.
You were very spooky, good work.

[hypertoxic]

You can't just 8ring something like that up and then drop it! It is very suspicious, Rose.
I suspect shenanigans.
Shenaaaaaaaanigans!
Anyway, thanks, I guess? I mean, we can all agree I was a totally 8adass ghost pir8 and all. I just wish it hadn't involved smooching random assholes.

[riseup]

that movie is a work of art and you know it!!!

[callbacks]

again
not my idea
i didnt sign any waivers i wasnt warned of any potential to contract ghost pirate serket cooties
besides like you havent consorted with spooky sorts

[roseate]

Consorted is such a strong word.

[callbacks]

is it rose
is it

[hypertoxic]

Cooties, Dave.
Really.

[callbacks]

yes

[hypertoxic]

Gosh, you're right! I totally forgot to mention. When I kissed you I gave you a terri8le flesh-eating disease. Trolls are immune to it, 8ut you're pro8a8ly not! You are going to die horri8ly. Any last words?

[callbacks]

here lies dave strider
thank fucking god i dont have to live with the memory of locking lips with vriskas dead ugly face

[hypertoxic]

Hey!
Who are you calling ugly, you gross, lame, horri8le douche!
You're just upset that I proved you have even less game than Karkat does!
And that's really saying something!!!!!!!!

[callbacks]

actually if you havent noticed karkats kind of the shouty teenage pimpmobile of new moore
remember his roommates fuck marry kill game back last year

[hypertoxic]

........
Actually, yes.
That was such a clusterfuck.
Anyway, that isn't the point here.
That was a8out 8izarre human coupling rituals and murder, not make outs. Which seem to 8e a cross-species universal, for some reason.

[callbacks]

im just saying if marriage proposals were money karkat would be rolling it in

[hypertoxic]

No, you're trying to change the su8ject 8ecause you can't handle the truth!

[callbacks]

blah blah no im pointing out the logical flaw in your argument
karkats got plenty of game