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[squidissension]

for anybody wwho cares apparently a roommate showwed up

so i fished my fuckin self out of the ballpit hellhole no thanks to you fuckers

wwouldvve it havve been so hard to showw up BEFORE lights out

apparently

fef evven if youre still vvexed or wwhatevver come ovver

and yeah ill even deign to address the land fuckers

is evveryone on this island dead or just me fef and kar

Comments

[ihateyouetc]

OH WHAT THE FUCK, HOW MANY KINDS OF RETARDED ASSHOLE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SHIT ARE YOU TRYING TO BE?????

DON'T GO OFF AND ASSUME I GOT MYSELF KILLED LIKE YOUR STUPID ASS APPARENTLY DID

AND YOU FUCKING DESERVED IT

OH YEAH, AND JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE STRAIGHT UP MURDERED YOU DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE "EVEN" YOU TREMENDOUSLY THICK TWIT

[squidissension]

wwhoa i just assumed wwhat wwith you freakin out about gam

[squidissension]

wwhy wwhat did i miss if you didnt get wwasted too or wwhatevver

[squidissension]

ugh the wwindy human is fuckin right bein dead is confusin

[ihateyouetc]

OK, YOU'RE PROBABLY MORE FAMILIAR WITH WHAT HAPPENED WITH GAMZEE THAN I AM IF YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE A "TOTALLY SWEET FIGHT 'HUMAN BRO' " WITH HIM, BUT OK. WHATEVER

[squidissension]

wwhat do you wwant me to say he showwed up with all that fuckin shit on and i thought he wwas gonna try and make us havve a bevverage but it then wwas gonna be a triple showwdown

[squidissension]

wwish you wwouldvve seen it

[ihateyouetc]

DID THE FACT IT WAS GOING TO BE A TRIPLE SHOWDOWN SOMEHOW NOT FUCKING TIP YOU OFF? LIKE NOT EVEN ONCE DID A THOUGHT HAPPEN TO "SWIM" THROUGH THE EMPTY EXPANSE WITHIN YOUR CRANIAL SHELL?????????

WHEN THE FUCK DOES GAMZEE DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN GENERALLY BE WORTHLESS AND EVEN STUPIDER THAN YOU ARE

[squidissension]

okay not tryin to cut you off or anythin but wwhat youre sayin is gam wwent fishier than normal and didnt kill you but wwas gonna kill me

[squidissension]

kill me after stealin shit from nep and eq and gettin his face all fuckin scrat OH

[squidissension]

wwhat the fuck did he kill the fuckin catgirl howw does that provve anythin

[ihateyouetc]

NEPETA.

HER NAME IS NEPETA. DON'T FUCKING DEMOTE HER TO "THE FUCKING CATGIRL" AFTER YOU FIND OUT SHE'S DEAD.

[ihateyouetc]

AND DON'T EVEN TURN THIS INTO YOUR PERSONAL PITY PISSFEST. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW. HE WAS GOING TO KILL EVERYONE AND JUST DIDN'T GET TO ME YET.

[squidissension]

i can get killin her for the wwhole hemospectrum angler but that wwasnt really gams thing this is a little hard to believve

[ihateyouetc]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU ABOUT ANY OF THIS SHIT

OK WELL I'VE GIVEN YOU THE NEWS AFTER I LEARNED FROM YOU NEPETA AND EQUIUS ARE DEAD, SO I BELIEVE THIS CLUSTERFUCK IS COMPLETE.

NOW FUCK OFF

[ihateyouetc]

IF YOU EVER READ MY MEMOS FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN TO CONSULT ME ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS, YOU PROBABLY WOULD'VE SEEN THAT HE WENT FUCKING CRAZY

[squidissension]

wwe wwere about to havve a knockdowwn dragout kismesis threewway fight im fuckin sure nobody thought to consult your memos

[ihateyouetc]

BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T HAVE READ THEM BEFORE, RIGHT, DIPSHIT?????????????????????

[squidissension]

it wwasnt like wwe planned it thats the wwonder of blackrom kar it just fuckin happens youll get it evventually

[ihateyouetc]

OH WHAT THE FUCK EVER

I KNOW WHAT BLACKROM IS AND I PROBABLY KNOW IT BETTER THAN YOU YOU SELF-CENTERED FUCKGRUB

[ihateyouetc]

ALSO HIS NAME IS JOHN, YOU ASSHOLE.

[squidissension]

wwindy human wwitch 1 wwitch 2 wwhatevver the other one is called theyre not wworth names kar

[ihateyouetc]

OK I PRETTY MUCH DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR RETARDED NUMBERING CONVENTION BUT BASED ON YOUR LOGIC WHICH IS "SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN" TO BE FUCKING STUPID BEYOND THE REALM OF NORMAL STUPIDITY, I GUESS THE WITCH OF SPACE, JADE HARLEY, WOULD BE WITCH # 2

[squidissension]

yeah the one wwho didnt bloww up my computer wwith fallacies

[riseup]

ok, then i guess you aren't worth a name either! so i will call you stutid fuckass purple hair troll #1.