The hot topic of debate around this household.

[justletmeknow]

Should dogs be allowed at the table? I don't have a problem with feeding them scraps, but...

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[callbacks]

does your dog lick its own balls or what because if so i dont think you should let it do the dishes

[justletmeknow]

Have you ever thought about doing something about him?

[justletmeknow]

That isn't a problem with the dog. It's female and bathes itself in the shower the same way humans do. It's very well-trained and even grooms itself.

[callbacks]

whoa

ok i just had a thought that could solve both our dilemmas
trade you my kid for your dog
you can let him eat at the table

[justletmeknow]

I won't trade. He's a boy.

[callbacks]

come on
dont you already have one
whats one more ive got a surplus

[justletmeknow]

I have one but that's different. I won't take another.

[callbacks]

whats different about john
besides like everything

[justletmeknow]

Everything. He's very important.

[callbacks]

are you saying nathan douchenozzle strider the third of arendelle isnt important
hes worth at least two self grooming dogs you dont know what kind of deal youre missing out on here

[justletmeknow]

That's the unrealistic value. You're trying to bargain.

[callbacks]

well i cant trade you the dinosaur
hiccup would cry

[justletmeknow]

Maybe someone will take him if you give them incentive.

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what
like two for the price of one

[justletmeknow]

I won't trade -- but if you wanted, I could do something.

[callbacks]

huh
like what

[justletmeknow]

What do you want done?

[callbacks]

hold on you lost me
youll take nathan if i let you do me a favor??

[justletmeknow]

It's different from a favor.

[justletmeknow]

We could make a contract!

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i think i hear my wife calling me bbl

[reanimated]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE I'VE HAD MY FAIR SHARE OF TOTALLY SHITE DAD EXPERIENCES BUT IF YOU SELL ME INTO SEX SLAVERY THAT'LL TAKE THE FUCKING CAKE ALSO YOU'RE NOT MY DAD, YOU'RE A FOETUS