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[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Oookay, I think I'm going to need a pro/con list for this morning.

PRO (?)
My desktop is a half-naked guy?

CON
Wait, is that Nic Cage? Never mind.

PRO
Someone delivered these um metal wings!!

CON
...how do they work?

Well, that was...really unhelpful.

Comments

[notvictorious]

You got metal wings?? I only got cheese.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

I guess something about me just screams 'I could really use some metal wings'. Ohhh, good cheese?

[notvictorious]

uh Good luck with those? I knew a guy with wings like that once.

Really fancy cheese, cheese of the month stuff. So I got a different one for every month I was alive, so.. like, 30 different kinds.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

I'll do what I can. If you see him again and he's got any tips, let me know.

Um, hopefully you won't get mad at me for saying, but that doesn't sound like a lot of months!

[notvictorious]

I'm a cyborg, I was only constructed a few years ago.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Oh. Ohhh. Okay, well that makes sense!

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

...I probably shouldn't have brought it up, huh.

[notvictorious]

It's okay, it's not like a secret or anything.. Although I'm kinda surprised the lottery knew, but whatever.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Alright, if it's cool with you.

Yeah, that's kind of creepy. Then again, there's not a lot about this place that isn't, when you really think about it.

[notvictorious]

I'm not turning into a 'real boy' anytime soon so, yeah. I'm cool with it.

I shouldn't complain- free cheese.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I apologize for any Pinocchio jokes that might come out of me in the future.

Fancy free cheese! New Moore knows how to take care of its people.

[notvictorious]

Let's see you come up with anything I haven't heard before.

Free cheese and wings.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

It sounds difficult, but I'll give it a whirl.

Yep, sounds like the life I've always dreamed of.

[unscatters.livejournal.com]

We're gonna need a bigger fridge.

[notvictorious]

Every month of my life. Imagine how much we'd have if I was normal.

[unscatters.livejournal.com]

How good at making cheese omelettes are you?

[notvictorious]

I'm gonna be an expert when this is over with.

[unscatters.livejournal.com]

At least they gave you more traditional cheeses than weird ones. You're probably supposed to build yourself up to the others, but you're not ... old enough.

[notvictorious]

Right. I'm not old enough to handle Gouda.

[unscatters.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a foot fungus.

[notvictorious]

Actually that's in here. Wanna risk it?

[unscatters.livejournal.com]

Do you think the trolls eat cheese?

[notvictorious]

Guess we'll find out?

[unscatters.livejournal.com]

Guess we will.