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[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Oookay, I think I'm going to need a pro/con list for this morning.

PRO (?)
My desktop is a half-naked guy?

CON
Wait, is that Nic Cage? Never mind.

PRO
Someone delivered these um metal wings!!

CON
...how do they work?

Well, that was...really unhelpful.

Comments

[detectivewonder]

Metal wings?

Looks like someone has root admin access to every computer on the network, so don't expect the desktop to change any time soon, and be careful what you say even under encryption.




...Do you mind if I come over? My apartment is suddenly a little... cramped.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't know, they might be cool but I think anyone would look kinda goofy in them. Sacrifices, I guess.

Sure, go right ahead! What happened at your place?

[detectivewonder]

The ceiling was lowered sometime during the night. To about five feet.

Apparently, this is my 'lottery forfeit,' since I got a free ticket with the last gallon of milk I bought.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow! Yeah, that sounds like it would be pretty cramped.

Hmm, I guess the wings have to do with that lottery, too. Got my ticket when I bought that new swimsuit.

[notvictorious]

You got metal wings?? I only got cheese.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

I guess something about me just screams 'I could really use some metal wings'. Ohhh, good cheese?

[notvictorious]

uh Good luck with those? I knew a guy with wings like that once.

Really fancy cheese, cheese of the month stuff. So I got a different one for every month I was alive, so.. like, 30 different kinds.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

I'll do what I can. If you see him again and he's got any tips, let me know.

Um, hopefully you won't get mad at me for saying, but that doesn't sound like a lot of months!

[unscatters.livejournal.com]

We're gonna need a bigger fridge.

[notvictorious]

Every month of my life. Imagine how much we'd have if I was normal.

[unscatters.livejournal.com]

How good at making cheese omelettes are you?

[unscatters.livejournal.com]

I've been staring in horrified silence for the last hour.

I think that makes it a con.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I probably should have changed that in the list.

Although I think I'm going past horror and into awe by now. It's just like, so bad.

[unscatters.livejournal.com]

Is there a word for the mashed up emotions of awe and horror?

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

I was never that good with vocab, but if there isn't, that should be remedied like, right now.

[riseup]

so you can fly now???

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing!! I haven't tried it out yet, but it would be pretty sweet.

[riseup]

well, if you do want to test it out, just let me know!

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

You gonna come laugh at me trying to figure out how to fly?

[reanimated]

You get wings and I get birds who won't leave me the fuck alone. Coincidence?

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

I like that this is a pick-up line that actually makes sense here.

[reanimated]

So you think I'm picking you up?

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

My sunglasses are cooler.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're right, your totally cool sunglasses completely top these sweet metal wings that might help me fly when I can finally work them!!

Should I take this up with the people in charge of the lottery?

[yearoftruth.livejournal.com]

With these sunglasses I can hardly see the half-naked man on my desktop. Given that fact, you might want to file a complaint.

...

Or you could fly there and give it personally.