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[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Oookay, I think I'm going to need a pro/con list for this morning.

PRO (?)
My desktop is a half-naked guy?

CON
Wait, is that Nic Cage? Never mind.

PRO
Someone delivered these um metal wings!!

CON
...how do they work?

Well, that was...really unhelpful.

Comments

[unscatters.livejournal.com]

Make sure you have a big cushion underneath you if they don't work.

Uh, just the once. It's a one-time-deal, but my friend Karolina can fly all the time.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Wise words. I'll get on it.

That's still pretty cool! Oh, I know Karolina. And by know I mean, we met at a party and hugged a couple of times and were drunk together. She didn't mention she could fly, though.

[unscatters.livejournal.com]

It's ... not really something she publicizes. I guess maybe I should've asked her first.

But you're lucky! She's my best friend and I've never seen her drunk.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

I can keep it hush-hush!

To be fair, I might as well not have seen her drunk. The party's still a little hazy.

Oh hey, I'm Steph, by the way.

[unscatters.livejournal.com]

It must've been hazy. Apparently people think Vic is cool.

I'm Nico. Nice to meet you.

[notvictorious]

I am cool!

[unscatters.livejournal.com]

Um.

[notvictorious]

Sorry, did you want this omelette?

[unscatters.livejournal.com]

... I've been craving that all day ...

[notvictorious]

Should've agreed I was cool.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

He's not so bad!

Right back atcha.

[unscatters.livejournal.com]

Hey, "cool" and "not that bad" are different definitions.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Maybe my standards are skewed.

[detectivewonder]

You know, I keep wondering whether or not I should be offended by this.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

You can be! I was talking about you being a nerd and skewing my perception of cool people.

[detectivewonder]

As long as we're on the subject of skewed perceptions of cool, maybe we should talk about your wheels back in Gotham.

[choosefight.livejournal.com]

Um, are you trying to diss the Ricochet?

[detectivewonder]

I'm saying cool isn't everything. And I know that look well enough to just leave it at that.