Because ghosts can't use computers, right?

[reanimated]

SHIT


shit shit shit WHAT THE HELL








ALRIGHT HEAD COUNT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

Don't piss and moan or bitch and whinge or ask questions, just do it. The whole lot of you! I don't care who you are, if you're alive just say so, yeah? EVERYBODY

Oh Jesus

Comments

[notvictorious]

Don't yell at me. I was minding my own business in my own apartment when some psychopath SHOT me! That's not exactly my fault.

[reanimated]

Alright Robocop I'll give you that one, and now I'm going to ask you a question. It's a really fucking stupid question but I'm dead serious and also stone cold sober, you should know that part too

[reanimated]

Can robot ghosts type?

[notvictorious]

You're the ghost expert.

[reanimated]

I'M TRYING TO COVER ALL MY BASES! I don't pretend this shit makes sense!

[reanimated]

Never mind, you're real, you repaired and now you're right as rain. Moving on

[notvictorious]

Sorry if I said anything weird. You didn't take my hoodie did you?

[reanimated]

Don't worry about it. And no, why would I do that?

[notvictorious]

No clue, but I was wearing it when I got shot and now it's gone.

[reanimated]

Maybe the murderer took off with it, like a trophy? They do that sometimes. Better than them wearing your skin as a suit!

[notvictorious]

I doubt it, unless he came back a few hours later. it took me a while to die.

[reanimated]

Yeah I'm aware of that

[notvictorious]

Sorry, I shouldn't have bugged you.

[reanimated]

Oh would you shut up? Don't apologise for that

[notvictorious]

Whatever. so.... magic?

[reanimated]

Yeah that's not happening. All the shit ghosts in the world couldn't make me do it.

[notvictorious]

But it's possible? People could sell their powers?

[reanimated]

Beats me, I don't remember that at all!

[notvictorious]

I guess.

Guey, come pick up these rabbits.

[reanimated]

Oh for fuck's sake, they didn't disappear? We might have an issue.

[reanimated]

Also for the record, I'm not leaving in six months or whatever the fuck.

[notvictorious]

What, you don't think I can handle it here without you?

[reanimated]

Nah man, but you were pretty hung up on it. Just letting you know!

[notvictorious]

Shut up.

[reanimated]

P.S. I don't give a single shit if you're afraid of ghosts or if you don't believe in them or I don't know what, whatever the fuck, come over