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[moralfibre]

I have no idea what's going on. This all seems like rubbish, and I need to go home... but I can't seem to get back on my own. There's something preventing me from.. ah. Leaving.

[There is a pause as he glances about at the people coming and going along the street outside the hospital. None of them seem to be paying him any mind. Since he normally can't go out without being recognised, he assumes he is in a Muggle city.]

The people I spoke to told me I've been enrolled in public school, and that I'll be assigned a roommate in a flat somewhere. [He makes an exasperated sort of sound.] I'm sorry, I don't have time for any of this.

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[moralfibre]

...You.

[He never saw a whole lot of Barty Crouch's son while he was wearing his own face, but he's pretty sure someone like that shouldn't be so excitable. Something is very wrong here.]

The Doctor? You're a Death Eater. Didn't the Dementors have you?

1/who even knows

[allons_y_alonso]

What?!

[allons_y_alonso]

A Death Eater?!

[allons_y_alonso]

Blimey, I hope there are no Demontors after me, those always sounded terrifying.

[allons_y_alonso]

Do you know how they react to sound? Chirpy noises, any effect? Maybe they're not so fond of them?

[allons_y_alonso]

But more importantly!

[allons_y_alonso]

I am not a Death Eater!

What if I show you my arms, can I show you my arms and convince you I'm not a Death Eater? I've got no tattoos!

DONE

[allons_y_alonso]

Harry Potter thinks I'm a Death Eater. That's depressing.

I don't even teach Defense Against the Dark Arts, you'd think I'd be immune to that sort of thing.

[moralfibre]

[His eyes narrow slightly. What is this nutter even going on about, chirpy noises??]

What? Noises don't affect a Dementor, you know. A Patronus Charm is the best way to repel them...

If you're not Barty Crouch, then who are you, and why would you be immune to Dark Magic?

[allons_y_alonso]

What?! Sorry, no, I meant immune to secretly turning out to be a villain, not immune to Dark Magic! I'm not immune to Dark Magic at all, just really good at dodging!

Also, sadly, not a wizard. Although I'm glad that I'm not a wizard, for once, since in this case it also means I can't possibly be Barty Crouch.

I really... I look like him?

British actor, I suppose...

+! Dark Arts Professor Threadjack

[raggedywizard]

... the Professors teaching Dark Arts secretly turn out to be villains?

[And now Remus is back on the well... I suppose I am a monster, so it only makes sense people would think me a villain track. What did he do?]

+! One Marauding Friend Threadjack

[alwaysimpure]

Down, Moony.

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[allons_y_alonso]

What? Oh, not you! You were the good one!

Well, and I suppose Slughorn wasn't that bad!

And Sno spoilers.

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[raggedywizard]

I suppose I should be relieved, then...

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[alwaysimpure]

Told you!

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[alwaysimpure]

Slughorn was a blathering idiot.

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[allons_y_alonso]

No, that was Lockhart.

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[alwaysimpure]

That Ravenclaw?

Don't see how that factors into anything. They are both idiots.

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[allons_y_alonso]

Ravenclaw? Was he really? Is that canon?

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[moralfibre]

Slughorn taught Potions.

[Still suspicious.]

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[allons_y_alonso]

Well, yes, but he was still the new Professor introduced that byear, so he fits the pattern!

Besides, with brilliant old Moony and Padfoot here, I didn't think I should mention.

You know.

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[alwaysimpure]

You know what?

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[allons_y_alonso]

What?

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[moralfibre]

...D'you mean Professor Snape?

[moralfibre]

Only Quirrell. And Crouch. And Umbridge...... uh.

You were the best, though!



Do you know this bloke, Remus?