HOT OR NOT ROUND 2

[oftpartitioned]

HOT OR NOT


okay this ones not all guys this time so dont make it weird

KINDA SHADY

HOT OR NOT

CAN YOU HANDLE A MATURE WOMAN

HOT OR NOT


HOT COP

HOT OR NOT


SWEET TATS BRO

HOT OR NOT


I INVESTIGATED AND SHES LEGAL

HOT OR NOT


COME BACK TO STARBOX

HOT OR NOT


I DONT EVEN KNOW

HOT OR NOT


DUDE SHES SMOKIN HOT NO CONTEST

HOT OR NOT

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

make it smooth
none of that do u like me check 1 of the b-low bullshit
yes
no
maybe
transcontinental railroad
etc
make it sound mature but also nubile
jyst u know think of englishs milky thighs

[existechialism]

Did you actually just abbreviate 'below' as 'b-low'? You realize that doesn't actually save you any keystrokes.
Is that guess work on your part or has he taken to wearing booty shorts here, too?

[fuckincakewake]

i dont have to justify my abbrevs to u
as 4 the 2nd thing we live on a tropical island so we should be grateful jakey wore bottoms at all when he was here
or maybe NOT GRATEFUL???
we couldve had him riding around in a freakin banana hammock if we played our cards right shit
okay okay to return the favor of u gettin me hot dad-con action
when english gets back ill tell him the island has a strict booty short only dress policy
thatll buy us like 2 weeks of leg viewage i thnk

[existechialism]

I don't think you have to resort to such subtle trickery.
After we entered our session jake took to wearing booty shorts so he could accomadate his thigh holsters. They were only slightly less revealing than an actual banana hammack

[fuckincakewake]

yikes
yah u would know lol

[existechialism]

Well, it's called a 'banana hammock', singular.
There's obly room for one banana in that relaxation device.

[fuckincakewake]

uh huh
is that space limitation something u noted from basic observation or like
trial & error

[existechialism]

At one point Jake did actually try to put a gun in his pocket, for the sake of having three in easy reach, and also to be a humungous fucking dork.
It didn't work out.

[fuckincakewake]

that sounds a shortcut 2 getting ur dingus blown off tbh
hopefully u fished it outta there before he caused any perm damagae

[existechialism]

I did in fact blow his dingus off.
So I could replace it with something that sounded less stupid.

[fuckincakewake]

u gotta stop being so down on my cool new moore slang
or ur gonna get a rep for bein the bigger buzzkill strider